Murder Quotes

we2areawesome
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:12pm UTC

My friends told me that
they woudn't be surprised if I
was on the news for murder.
Pffttt lol
the closest I've come to
murder is holding my Oreo's
under the milk until the
bubbles stop.

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loopydooda*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 1:07am UTC

How to murder someone:
tell them you love them
and never
talk to them again...

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*silvergirl*
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August 6, 2013 7:30pm UTC

When I am older I want my lisence plate to say
REDRUM

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anime_lover
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August 2, 2013 11:45pm UTC

Don't judge me because i'm quiet,
Nobody plans a murder out loud.

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Sandie
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 6:09pm UTC

When I get back to school the first thing I think is
Should I kill them or should I kill myself?

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capsized*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 3:17pm UTC

HOW TO MURDER SOMEONE:
tell them you love them
then never talk
TO THEM AGAIN.

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BreeeFayy*
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July 29, 2013 10:09am UTC

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++{ ♥ }+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You might think you're in love
he might promise you the world.
{{Don't believe what he says}}
He's not reall
it's murder
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++{ ♥ }+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
format by ; lovebywhisper

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Arcade1012
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Dad: Come outside in the sun.
Me: No.
Dad: What are you, a vampire?
Me: Yeah.
Dad: But you told me yesterday you killed to people in broad daylight?
Me: Yeah?
Dad: ...
Me:
Dad: So you're not coming outside?
Me: No.

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Arcade1012
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July 12, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Dad: What were you doing in school today?
Me: "Team building."
Dad: Oh?
Me: Yeah, but by that I mean yelling and frustrated screams.
Dad: Did you kill anyone?
Me: Yeah, I left them behind the skate ramps in the park. There's no evidence.
Dad: That's my girl.

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ledukester
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July 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC

NEW STORY THAT I'M MAKING UP AS I GO! WOO! Basically, I wanna tell you what it will be about before I plan it out and shtuff.
I want i to be about a military dude person guy thing.... MER. ok, so this guy was in the military, and his fmaily gets killed. he is hurt, and shuts everyone out for years. but he comes to the realization it wont get better if he keeps everyone out. he gets coaxed into finding love again, but its hard. until he meets the one. aaaaand WAA BAAAM thats all I'm giving away. what do you guys think? should i put it up? let meh know

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emilygm*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 9:11pm UTC

Angels Hide Demons
Chapter 4
"Rowan Talley, Period 4." I dotted the i and slid my finished English homework into a binder, then closed up my backpack. My phone buzzed, and I pounced on it like a wild cat. It was Brayden.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Rowan. I heard you know-"
"Where you were today? Don't worry; I won't tell." Because I might die if I do.
"Thanks. So what did I miss in Science?"
"Nothing interesting. We watched a video about biodiversity in Madagascar; no notes, no homework."
"Really?"
"It's because we all got A's on the Chapter 7 Test."
"Cool. Well, thanks again. I gotta go."
"Okay; bye."
I snapped my phone shut and gave a sigh of relief. Brayden was okay. So, what did they do today?
I decided to go to bed early, since anything else I did would most likely put me in a bad mood. Scrolling through Facebook on my phone, I found this really unusual stream of friendly messages- from Alaia. WTF was this?! In my private messenger, I typed back:
Alaia, I know that we used to be friends. But we're not anymore. Not after what you did a year ago. I'm sorry but I just can't forgive you. If you want things to be the way they used to be, well, that won't happen unless you find yourself a time machine. And what was up with this afternoon?
She never replied to the message.
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Okie Dokie, guys. This was a super-short chapter because I have a few author's notes for you. First of all, the layout. I have a couple things to adress about the formatting. One, if you can't already see it, the title and chapter number are supposed to be written in this really pretty script font, which isn't normally available on Witty (I coded it in). I found out yesterday that the font doesn't show up on mobile, and it also is written as Comic Sans (this font) on certain computer monitors. I just really hope that you guys can all see it, because I love it. In addition, do you like the current formatting? Is it too plain? Any suggestions? If you have an idea in mind, go ahead and comment. I love to get feedback from you guys.
Formatting/Layouts/HTML/CSS Coding aside, what do you guys think of the story so far? This is the first story I've put out there that isn't fanfiction. (BTW don't look me up because the fanfic I write is absolute garbage) I'll take any and all constructive criticism you guys can provide. I think that's about it.
Oh, one more thing! If anyone wants me to notify them when I post new chapters, comment on this or my profile and I'll do that for you, from now on. I'm already notifying EpicTrouble and skittlepringle.
THANKS FOR READING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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emilygm*
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Angels Hide Demons
Chapter 2
"Brayden?!?" Scarlett squealed, but Liberty rolled her eyes.
"He's an idiot."
"A cute idiot," I shrugged. "Plus, he's my friend."
"For now! I heard he's trying out for the basketball team next year. Maybe I could get Jake to-"
"Scarlett," we both groaned.
"Jake barely knows you," I finished. "Enough about him." My boy-crazy friend pouted while Liberty steered the conversation back onto the main road. Between the three of us, about half a pack of Oreos was gone.
"When did you start liking Brayden?"
"I don't really know. Couple months ago, maybe."
"Studies show that a traditionally concieved 'crush' can only last three months, tops. Hurry up and snag him before it's over." Of all the random scientific facts that Liberty throws out there, this one was actually kind of useful. Kind of. The more important thing was to "snag" him before Alaia did, or this could be dangerous for him- and possibly me. Of course, my friends didn't need to know that.
"So, I've got a question for you, Ro," Liberty continued. "Whenever I mention Alaia, people always seem to point me back to you. Do you know her?"
"I, uh... we used to hang out. Actually, we were pretty close friends for about 2 years."
"When did that end?" Ugh, not this. Anything but this. I blocked out the flashbacks and gave them my usual made-up schpeel.
"Well, she hacked my Facebook, Twitter, all that. Posted some really embarassing stuff; wrote rude messages to my other friends. I almost lost a few people over it." A few people. Try everyone, myself, my life.
They didn't have much to say after that, thankfully. We played some video games; looked at funny videos online, then went to bed. I wish I had known to prepare myself for Monday.

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emilygm*
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July 5, 2013 8:57pm UTC

Angels Hide Demons
Chapter 1
"Rowan, your friends are here!"
"Coming, mom!"
I slipped on my denim-colored sneakers and raced to the front door, where Liberty and Scarlett were waiting with smiles on their faces. Today was Saturday, and also our monthly sleepover. This month, February, it was at my house.
I ushered my friends up to my room to put their bags down, and then we went to our huge multi-purpose room, which had a couch, a few board games, and a huge TV. It was really only used for the sleepovers and other parties. As we rolled out our sleeping bags, I listened to Scarlett's long, agitated rant about some girl in her English class.
"And then she snatched the pencil right out of my hand and gave it to Jake for me! If she gets in the way of our relationship-"
"Scarlett," Liberty cut in, "what relationship are you talking about? You're lucky if Jake even knows your name." We knew about her huge crush on Jake, who was on the basketball team, but I had no idea who this mystery girl was. So, against my better judgement, I asked. This cued a second rant.
"Alaia Garner. She can have any guy she wants, and she has to go for Jake?!"
"Jeez, Scarlett, all she did was give him a pencil." Liberty had always been the sensible one. Scarlett... not so much.
"Maybe you're right. But what if she tries something else? Something like... writing him love letters, or taping her photo to his locker? What if she likes him, too?"
"That's not going to happen. You're definitely overreacting." This time, the words of wisdom came out of my mouth. And Liberty agreed. Although, I was slighty worried. Not about Jake, but about Alaia.
"Can we maybe talk about something else?" I offered. "You guys like Uno, right?" I grabbed the small box of the bookshelf and dumped out the cards. Thankfully, it was enough to end the conversation.

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emilygm*
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July 5, 2013 8:24pm UTC

Angels Hide Demons
Prologue
She's beautiful. She's popular. She's smart. She's funny. She's... perfect. Alaia seems to be just what all the guys want. Or, at least, what they think they want. My name is Rowan, and clearly I'm the only one paying enough attention to know that Alaia isn't who she says she is.
We were best friends. We helped each other plan our weddings, our funerals, heck, we even divised a few brilliant-yet-sneaky plans to meet our favorite celebrities. We worked together on school projects. We shared gossip, clothes, music, and everyone thought we were a perfect team. What happened? No, it wasn't an argument over something stupid, like shoes, a boy, or a Facebook post. It had nothing to do with popularity. Exactly one year from today, Alaia Jordyn Garner tried to kill me. And I know exactly who she'll go after next...

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cryingforhelp
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June 30, 2013 4:42pm UTC

A girl from school said that I'm just making up stories about my mom being killed. Why would I lie about murder? Murder is a terrible thing. It's not something to joke about.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 10:04pm UTC

Live. Laugh. Murder

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kungfupenguin
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Okay, my cousin "c" and her brother, "t" were arguing..
C: "i am going to sit on you! Shut up already! "
T:"in gonna kick you in the head so hard I snap your neck! What's going to happen then?!? "
C:"you go to jail for murder"
T:"it won't be murder because you didn't suffocate. It's only murder if the person suffocates!"
Guys, I almost peed myself. I was laughing so hard.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:17pm UTC

How to murder someone:
tell them you love them
and never
talk to them again...

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teddybearhugz
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 9:50am UTC

How to sleep without getting caught in class?
Put eye stickers over your eyeglass.
How to insult someone without it being known?
Use your most sarcastic tone.
How to convincingly feed a lie?
Tell the truth and laugh, after staring them in the eye.
How to end a conversation and say goodbye?
Give them one word answers, so they can't reply.
How to successfully steal a cookie from the cookie jar?
Hunt down all who know and run over them with your car.
How to get away with not doing your homework?
Claim your mind was being annoying and wouldn't let you work.
How to gently reject someone?
Say 'sorry, my pet rock just died, gotta go run!'
How to get someone to do what you say?
Blackmail, of course, what other way?
How to pretend you're listening to your friend?
Awkwardly laugh, and nod your head.
How to murder in a legal way?
Gain their trust, then walk away.

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Whaddya mean you saw me murder a guy?

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