Okay, my cousin "c" and her brother, "t" were arguing..
C: "i am going to sit on you! Shut up already! "
T:"in gonna kick you in the head so hard I snap your neck! What's
going to happen then?!? "
C:"you go to jail for murder"
T:"it won't be murder because you didn't suffocate. It's only
murder if the person suffocates!"
Guys, I almost peed myself. I was laughing so hard.