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Okay, my cousin "c" and her brother, "t" were arguing..

C: "i am going to sit on you! Shut up already! "

T:"in gonna kick you in the head so hard I snap your neck! What's going to happen then?!? "

C:"you go to jail for murder"

T:"it won't be murder because you didn't suffocate. It's only murder if the person suffocates!"


Guys, I almost peed myself. I was laughing so hard.
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Okay, my cousin "c" and her brother, "t" were arguing.. C: "i

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