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Bringmethebitches*

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Member Since: 7 Mar 2013 04:59pm

Last Seen: 27 Oct 2015 12:56pm

Location: your moms bed

Gender: F

user id: 352399

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Hi everyone! SO some of ya might know me, this is my second account i deleted my old one, so yeah, and for those who dont know me, My names Beth and I am the strangest human you will ever meet, I am here for everyone, im not one of those 'Witty Therapists' but im here for you! and If theres anything else you wanna know about me just ask! I love Falling In Reverse, Sleeping With Sirens, 3 days grace, Escape The Fate, Coldplay, Bring me the horizon, OM&M, All Time Low, Fall Out Boy, The Script, Motionless in white, Sixx AM, Pierce The Veil, and just about every other singer you could possibly think of that im too lazy to name.  I love books, youtube, tea, music, writing, the smell of Axe cologne, showers, long walks, John Green, Black Butler, Hetalia, horror movies, stupid joke and cheesy puns.



           

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  1. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    September 22, 2013 4:09am EDT
    If you're ever feeling down, please, go to this website, for me, its saved my life.
    http://thequietplaceproject.com/thedawnroom/?page=thedawnroom&lang

  2. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    September 21, 2013 4:31pm EDT
    So My best friend and I have pretty much convinced everyone at our school that our names are Destrrei and Emerrei.

  3. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 30, 2013 3:07pm EDT
    Last night, my boyfriend and I were video chatting until about 4am and it was hilarious because he was in his pajamas (aka his boxers) and he has the cutest smile ever and we argued the fact that im not pretty and then he played She Don't Know She's Beautiful like 3 times and then he rapped a couple Eminem songs for me and he was sleepy and it was adorable and we made funny faces and just Unf <3 I love him <3

  4. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 29, 2013 5:12pm EDT
    The Warning
    RULES:
    1. Put your music on shuffle
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
    IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
    A** like that-Eminem
    HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
    Threw It On The Ground - The Lonely Island
    WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
    Can't tell me anything -Kanye West
    HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
    Do It Now Remember It Later - Sleeping With Sirens
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
    Dont mess with ouji boards -Falling In Reverse
    WHAT'S YOUR MOTO?
    if everyone cared -Nickleback
    WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
    Don't You Ever Forget About Me - Sleeping With Sirens
    WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
    Your Nickle Ain't Worth My Dime - Sleeping With Sirens
    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
    Seduction -Eminem (Interesting..)
    WHAT IS 2+2?
    The Real Silm Shady - Eminem
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
    Brain Damage -Eminem (lololol)
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
    Fallen Star - BOTDF
    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR GROW UP?
    Forgotten -Avril Lavigne
    WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    FACK -Eminem (Lmfao the most sexual song on my playlist... of course.)
    WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
    For the love of a daughter -Demi Lovato
    WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
    Thanks for the memories - Fall Out Boy
    WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
    Cinderella Man -Eminem
    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
    My mom - Eminem (seems legit)
    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
    I Am The Walrus - The Beatles (LOL)
    WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
    Devils Choir -Black Veil Brides
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
    Stay Away From My Friends -Pierce The Veil (Dam right)
    WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
    The Warning - Eminem

  5. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 25, 2013 4:56am EDT
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  6. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 23, 2013 7:46pm EDT
    * listens to Terrible Things by Mayday Parade*
    *river flows out of eyes*

  7. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 14, 2013 4:51pm EDT
    Hey peoples, so I'm not going to be on for a while, sorry hope you guys can forgive me!

  8. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 5, 2013 1:12pm EDT
    Even if the stars
    and moon collide,
    I never want you
    back into my life,
    You can take your words
    and all your lies,
    Oh Oh Oh I really don't care

  9. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 4, 2013 7:00pm EDT
    Homosexuality exists in 450 different species.
    Homophobia exists in only one.
    Which seems unnatural now?

  10. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 4, 2013 5:47pm EDT
    This necklace that you've got wrapped around my neck... Will choke me slowly to my death.... And I'm into that.

  11. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 3, 2013 10:27am EDT
    the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

  12. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 3, 2013 10:24am EDT
    If our love was real, nothing would stop us from being together. Sometimes it takes time, tears,lonliness, and regret for two people to realize how much they need each other

  13. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 2, 2013 5:53pm EDT
    Its just music they say. Well.... Its not just music. Its not just a screaming mosh pit of insanity. It not just a million strangers congregating to scream their lungs out. Its a family. Its a million hearts beating as one, to the beat, to the soul pounding, Earth shattering sound of their inner selves. This is where they feel alive. This is their haven, this is where they come to escape their world; even for a little while. They move as one, they think as one. Music is so much more to them than people realize. It binds them together but sets them apart.
    Thats what music is.

  14. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 2, 2013 2:13pm EDT
    I would so f.ck the cuddle outta you.
    (yes you read that right ;) )

  15. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 2, 2013 2:48am EDT
    Every breath you take
    Every move you make
    Every bond you break
    Every step you take
    Government is watching you

  16. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 2, 2013 2:45am EDT

    .
    .
    .
    .
    if nobody could see
    I'd hold my hand out
    to be held.

  17. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 2, 2013 12:19am EDT
    I would rather end it all tonight,
    And if I meant anything to you,
    I'm sorry...
    But I've made up my mind....

  18. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 1, 2013 10:44pm EDT
    I want a girlfriend .-. Maybe i should try socializing.... Lol nah.

  19. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 1, 2013 10:36pm EDT
    F.ck drugs, I'm addicted to you. F.ck money, you're worth more. F.ck the fridge, you're cooler. F.ck diamonds, you are more beautiful. F.ck the sun, you are hotter. F.ck Superman, you are my hero. F.ck the stars, you shine brighter. F.ck calculators, I can count on you. F.ck Google, you're everything I'm searching for. F.ck clowns, you make me laugh harder. What I'm trying to say is . . I Love You ♡

  20. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
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    July 1, 2013 10:27pm EDT
    one day a little girl went up to her teacher.
    Girl: I have a question...
    Teacher: yes?
    Girl: Can my mommy get pregnant?
    Teacher: How old is she?
    Girl: 39
    Teacher: Yes your mommy can get pregnant.
    Girl: Can my sister get pregnant?
    Teacher: How old is you sister?
    Girl: 19
    Teacher: Yes your sister can get pregnant.
    Girl: Can I get pregnant?
    Teacher: How old are you?
    Girl: 7
    Teacher: No you can not get pregnant. L
    ittle boy walks up behind the girl
    lil johnny: See I told you we had nothing to worry about.

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