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Dad: Come outside in the sun.

Me: No.

Dad: What are you, a vampire?

Me: Yeah.

Dad: But you told me yesterday you killed to people in broad daylight?

Me: Yeah?

Dad: ...

Me:

Dad: So you're not coming outside?

Me: No.

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Dad: Come outside in the sun. Me: No. Dad: What are you, a vampire?

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