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Sometimesmeandmydadtalk Quotes

  1. Arcade1012 Arcade1012
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    July 13, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    Dad: Come outside in the sun.
    Me: No.
    Dad: What are you, a vampire?
    Me: Yeah.
    Dad: But you told me yesterday you killed to people in broad daylight?
    Me: Yeah?
    Dad: ...
    Me:
    Dad: So you're not coming outside?
    Me: No.

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