Interview Quotes

Cameron*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Interviewer: I've noticed there's no glass in your glasses.
Daniel Radcliffe: Yeah, do feel free to poke me in the eye. That's what Rupert does.

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Chris*
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August 29, 2013 7:07pm UTC

Interviewer: What's your definition of love?
Justin Bieber: My definition of love is...
Audience: *starts having a massive group panic attack and yells things at Justin*
Justin: ...just being... Are you guys gunna let me answer the question myself or... Like I can't even think straight because I'm getting so many answers thrown at me.

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CookieMonster09*
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August 28, 2013 4:22pm UTC

do you ever just watch interviews with your favourite celebrity and you kinda sit there staring and say 'oh my god, i love you so much'

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BETHANY*
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August 12, 2013 3:16pm UTC

Interviewer: What's your favourite lyric from your latest album?
Rian: "Everyones getting kinda drunk, I think some dude just grabbed my junk."
Alex: Yeh, that one was deep. I cried writing it.

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brookeleigh626
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August 10, 2013 12:35am UTC

Apparently when you're in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not "Fergalicious."

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brillt27
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 1:22pm UTC

interviewer: do you have any weaknesses?
me: bullets
interviewer: no, i mean-
me: knives
interviewer: i don't think y-
me: probably evil dragons
interviewer:
me:
interviewer:
me: focusing.

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Overcast-Kid*
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July 12, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Craig Ferguson: You don't have any childeren yet, do you?
Daniel Radcliffe: No, not yet?
Craig Ferguson: You plan on having how many?
Daniel Radcliffe: I would like a small army of childeren.

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 8:29pm UTC

5 Seconds of Summer interview:
Question: "How do you make a girl notice you?"
Luke: "Oh, you know. Throw a ball at them."

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Nialltastic
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June 27, 2013 12:48pm UTC

Interviewer: Harry Styles, what is your worst habit?
Harry: Uh...getting naked all the time

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AngelwithaSecret*
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 12:59am UTC

*in an interview*
Interviewer: So Justin, tell us what do you do in your new house...
Justin Bieber: I run naked around the house eating cereal.
......Seems that me and JB have a lot in common......
mq

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crazyshaelie
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Job Interview
Interviewer: and what do you believe is your greatest weakness?
Me: I'm really honest.
Interviewer: I don't think honesty is a weakness, Shae
Me: I don't give a f uck what you think.

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永久*
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April 25, 2013 7:41am UTC

Today I was in an interview, and when I was waiting outside for my turn, my heart was racing so fast, I felt it must've stopped beating already. And when it was my turn, I almost passed out of fear.
You can see how low my self-esteem is.
TrueStory:/

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Asking_Alexis
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April 14, 2013 11:41am UTC

Interviewer: if the zombie appocalypse happened right now, the first thing you'd do is...
Kellin: Open the door and push Gabe out.
Interviewer: Oh, you are a great friend.

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GlassHorizon
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 1:32pm UTC

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I got suspended
for a week for shooting potatoes out of a potato gun on the football field.
~ Kellin Quinn
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phee*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 6:22am UTC

ATTENTION UNTOLDLOVE FOLLOWERS
Hey there, it's me, Phoebe, and I want all you beautiful
followers to know me a little better..so it's time for
honesty hour. Ask me anything you want :3

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Green Day Interview:
Interviewer: On a scale from 1-10, how weird do you guys think you are?
Billie Joe: I'd probably give myself an 8 and a half.
Mike: I'm probably a solid 6.
Tré: I can only count to 4...

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Asking_Alexis
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March 23, 2013 12:05pm UTC

Bryan: Youve got a new accoustic EP. whats it called?
Kellin: It's called My Grandmother Loves Chocolate

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munster
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC

Dan: Would you rather make a video professing your undying love for the music and EVERYTHING about Black Veil Brides, or get shot in the throat?
Oli: ..Shot in the throat.

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the_story_left_untold
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February 22, 2013 6:38pm UTC

guys ask me shterrrff :]
http://ask.fm/pigl3t

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 4:48pm UTC

I have a school interview soon.
Wish me luck :/

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