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Best Interview Quotes Ever

  1. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    do you ever just watch interviews with your favourite celebrity and you kinda sit there staring and say 'oh my god, i love you so much'

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Green Day Interview:
    Interviewer: On a scale from 1-10, how weird do you guys think you are?
    Billie Joe: I'd probably give myself an 8 and a half.
    Mike: I'm probably a solid 6.
    Tré: I can only count to 4...

  3. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    interviewer: so you said your special talents were... 'doing your mom'... is this correct?
    me: yes.
    [silence]
    interviewer: welcome aboard

  4. GlassHorizon GlassHorizon
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 1:32pm UTC
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    I got suspended
    for a week for shooting potatoes out of a potato gun on the football field.
    ~ Kellin Quinn
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  5. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
    The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
    The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
    'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man.
    'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
    'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
    'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
    The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
    Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
    Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
    'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
    'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
    BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

  6. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Don't ever let your daughters go to Warped Tour, it's bad news.
    -Kellin Quinn

  7. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    Interviewer: I've noticed there's no glass in your glasses.
    Daniel Radcliffe: Yeah, do feel free to poke me in the eye. That's what Rupert does.

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 5:41am UTC
    *DIVERGENT INTERVIEW*
    Interviewer: You have a great face
    Theo James: you should see my nipples

  9. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    * The Cab Interview *
    Interviewer: What are your favorite Disney movies?
    Alex: Probably Brink..
    Alexander: You pick that over Lion King?
    Alex: Well, I mean..
    Alexander: Dude, you don't f*ck with the Lion King.

  10. Lethal* Lethal*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 4:42pm UTC
    Person I haven't talked to in awhile: Hey, How have you been?
    Me: I died. I'm friends with the black magic kids so they brought me back to life, you?

  11. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    Interviewer: What's your definition of love?
    Justin Bieber: My definition of love is...
    Audience: *starts having a massive group panic attack and yells things at Justin*
    Justin: ...just being... Are you guys gunna let me answer the question myself or... Like I can't even think straight because I'm getting so many answers thrown at me.

  12. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    a catching fire interview
    interviewer: which part of your body do you like most?
    Liam Hemsworth: I'd say my tongue
    Liam Hemsworth: because it allows me to taste things
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Josh Hutcherson: I'd say my....
    Josh Hutcherson: left ear lobe.
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Interviewer:
    Liam:
    Josh: it's extremely soft.
    can we please take a moment to be grateful for this guy because that's about as original as it gets ....and his left earlobe is soft so

  13. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    Interviewer: What's your favourite lyric from your latest album?
    Rian: "Everyones getting kinda drunk, I think some dude just grabbed my junk."
    Alex: Yeh, that one was deep. I cried writing it.

  14. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    * The Cab Interview *
    Interviewer: What do you look for in a girl?
    Alexander: Well, they have to like music and love Taco Bell as much as I do..and that is a lot

  15. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    ❝If liking Disney makes you gay, I am a flaming ho/mo.❞-Austin Carlile

  16. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 11:35pm UTC
    "SeLF censorsHIP?
    Not my strong suit...I don't want to be a total d o u c h e b a g , but a little bit of one."
    - Misha Collins

  17. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    OH MY LORD GUISE
    ...
    GUISE.
    I have my first job interview on Wednesday. At McDonald's.
    Gee, hope I'm qaulified.

  18. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 12:07am UTC
    Jimmy Fallon: Are you on Facebook?
    Emma Stone: No, I had to delete my Facebook.
    Jimmy Fallon: Why?
    Emma Stone: I got addicted to "Farmville".
    Jimmy Fallon: I know a little about it, but it's a fake farm.
    Emme Stone: It doesn't feel fake, Jimmy.

  19. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    I have a school interview soon.
    Wish me luck :/

  20. munster munster
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    Dan: Would you rather make a video professing your undying love for the music and EVERYTHING about Black Veil Brides, or get shot in the throat?
    Oli: ..Shot in the throat.

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