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  1. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2018 2:39am UTC
    "A company, which asks the job-seeking candidates to give it in writing a road-map as how they are going to make it grow as a condition or clause for their hiring, is most likely making a great financial loss and most probably its boss is seriously contemplating only to close down that particular business on gross."
    ~Anuj Somany

  2. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2017 10:10am UTC
    "Sales & marketing skill of a person is not judged by his mental aptitude to do fast the profit & loss numerical calculation, but by his soulful attitude to make heart-to-heart, emotional connection with the clients & customers."
    ~Anuj Somany

  3. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2016 3:30am UTC
    "Economic recession is a time that differentiates between ordinary and extraordinary firms;
    the former will fire while the latter will hire for it has a vision to build a sustainable business empire."
    ~Anuj Somany

  4. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2015 1:18am UTC
    "There would have been certainly less employee attrition & internal friction, lesser competition creation because of the least number of entrepreneur incubation outside their companies in the market;
    if those employers had recruited, recognised, rewarded and retained the right talent at the right position within their organisation at any point of time in any generation."
    ~Anuj Somany

  5. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2015 12:52am UTC
    "When a company has a diversified business interests, it is branded as a MULTIFACETED organisation;
    but if a professional has an experience in different products and/or fields, then he is subjected to a lot of baseless questioning and why people not consider him a MULTITALENTED person."
    ~Anuj Somany

  6. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 9:23pm UTC
    “If the selection process is right and its members GOOD, then there could be no reason why the collection of the teammates be not BETTER and bright who would work in the BEST interest of the organization, either individually or jointly, to bring sustainability in achieving newer growth height.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  7. luz luz
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2014 3:53pm UTC
    i had an interview today in which I had to stay behind an hour at school for and do you know when you getthat feeling as soon as you walk into the room that it's a waste of your time, yeah me too. I did awful and i'm so annoyed.

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 5:41am UTC
    *DIVERGENT INTERVIEW*
    Interviewer: You have a great face
    Theo James: you should see my nipples

  9. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    a catching fire interview
    interviewer: which part of your body do you like most?
    Liam Hemsworth: I'd say my tongue
    Liam Hemsworth: because it allows me to taste things
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Josh Hutcherson: I'd say my....
    Josh Hutcherson: left ear lobe.
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Interviewer:
    Liam:
    Josh: it's extremely soft.
    can we please take a moment to be grateful for this guy because that's about as original as it gets ....and his left earlobe is soft so

  10. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 9:10am UTC
    Tyler Oakley
    has the life every teenage girl dreams of.

  11. AwkwardPenguin* AwkwardPenguin*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 3:42pm UTC
    oh god.
    had my work experience interview today.
    IT WENT HORRIBLE, OMG.
    I HATED IT.
    I'll forever cringe at the thought of it

  12. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 11:35pm UTC
    "SeLF censorsHIP?
    Not my strong suit...I don't want to be a total d o u c h e b a g , but a little bit of one."
    - Misha Collins

  13. Lethal* Lethal*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 4:42pm UTC
    Person I haven't talked to in awhile: Hey, How have you been?
    Me: I died. I'm friends with the black magic kids so they brought me back to life, you?

  14. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    OH MY LORD GUISE
    ...
    GUISE.
    I have my first job interview on Wednesday. At McDonald's.
    Gee, hope I'm qaulified.

  15. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    "If my style was a song, it will probably be
    the theme song to bananas in pyjamas."
    ~Hailey Williams E>

  16. EmmaKitty EmmaKitty
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    "So how did you three meet?" Bryan Stars asks our band.
    "A long time ago..." Kanisha starts.
    "In a galaxy far, far away..." Jamie continues.
    "Basically, we met in a mental hospital." I finish simply.

  17. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    interviewer: so you said your special talents were... 'doing your mom'... is this correct?
    me: yes.
    [silence]
    interviewer: welcome aboard

  18. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    * The Cab Interview *
    Interviewer: What do you look for in a girl?
    Alexander: Well, they have to like music and love Taco Bell as much as I do..and that is a lot

  19. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    * The Cab Interview *
    Interviewer: What are your favorite Disney movies?
    Alex: Probably Brink..
    Alexander: You pick that over Lion King?
    Alex: Well, I mean..
    Alexander: Dude, you don't f*ck with the Lion King.

  20. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Interviewer: Name something you've never ever done before but you're thinking about it so you kind of want to do it.
    Austin Carlile: Sexual intercourse with Alan Ashby

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