funnyboy2

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Hello Peasants
I'm Funnyboy 2
but you can call me Cam (if you please)
I am currently attending high school in Stray-ya (Australia)
My favorite Bands/Artists are- Taking Back Sunday, Band of Horses, Pete Murray, Fall Out Boy, Blink 182, Augustana, Eminem, Drake, Jay-Z, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (swing), Arcade Fire, Calvin Harris, David Guetta, Coldplay, Damien Rice, 2Cellos, The Piano Guys, Foo Fighters, Hilltop Hoods, Green Day, Good Charlotte, Kanye West, Kings of Leon, Matchbox 20, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Phoenix, N-E-R-D, Red Hot Chillie Peppers, the Script, Train and the Temper Trap

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 11:53pm UTC

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”
- Robert Frost
My Hero

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 6:58am UTC

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:42pm UTC

Urban Dictoinary
Witty-Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.
Witty Profiles- Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.
Obsession will occur.
School work will be put off until every single quote
on the top quotes list is read.
Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends
and family do, and you will pour every single thought into
your quotes.
You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your
quotes in so you don’t forget them.
Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
HAHAHAHAHAHAROFL

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 1:17am UTC

"And no one's gonna love you more than I do
No one's gonna love you more than I do
But someone,
They could have warned you
When things start splitting at the seams and now
The whole thing's tumbling down"

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:02pm UTC

I have just called my new dog sindrome
"Down Sindrome, Get down Sindrome"

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 6:32am UTC

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the front door.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid thing was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat but downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
The cab driver hit a parked car.

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 3:34pm UTC

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 7:19am UTC

Skinny person : OMG I'm so freking fat
Me : Shut up and eat your sandwich

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 7:08am UTC

You know i couod proably win the X Factor
They just wouldnt let me bring my shower on stage

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 9:48am UTC

Three girls are asking their mothers how they got their names
1st girl: Mummy, how did i get my name?
1st girl's mother: Well, when you were a new born baby i took you outside and a rose petal fell on your head. So, i named you Rose
2nd girl: Mummy, how did i get my name?
2nd girl's mother: Well, when you were a new born baby i took you outside and a lily petal fell on your head. So, i named you Lily
3rd girl: Mfeumfmy hfow dhuid ei gt mqy nsame
3rd girl's mother:
SHUT UP FRIDGE

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 7:03am UTC

Let's play the YES or No game.
RULES: You can only say yes once and no once.
Are you FOREVER ALONE? ______
Are you lying? ______

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 8:51am UTC

Love hurts
The truth hurts
See a connection?

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 12:44am UTC

Celebrity: I'll get my people to call your people
Me: I'll get my mum to call your mum

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funnyboy2
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 5:06pm UTC

A relationship is not about finding the right person
Its About being the right person