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Nialltastic

1. Nialltastic
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2013 1:00pm UTC
   Zayn: Liam is our daddy, he takes care of us
   Niall: I can take care of myself
   Louis: You got lost in the shopping centre
   Niall: I got lost because I wanted to
   
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2. Nialltastic
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   June 27, 2013 12:54pm UTC
   Patrick: There once was a band named One Direction. They were so sexy that everyone died. The end.
   
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3. Nialltastic
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   June 27, 2013 12:48pm UTC
   Interviewer: Harry Styles, what is your worst habit?
   Harry: Uh...getting naked all the time
   
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4. Nialltastic
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   June 27, 2013 12:45pm UTC
   Niall: I would find lots of things, clothes, shoes, chicken wings
   
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5. Nialltastic
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2013 12:40pm UTC
   Niall: I'm a maths genius!!
   Louis: 675 books plus 345 books equals?
   Niall: A LIBRARY! Ask me harder questions, Lou
   
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6. Nialltastic
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2013 12:35pm UTC
   When Niall was six, he ownwed a yellow baby chick but because he tried
   to feed it Nandos, police officials took it away from him due to forced
   cannibalism. Niall has never gotten over the loss of the baby chick and
   pays to tribute it by dying his hair blonde and making it all fluffy. xD
   True story, brah
   
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7. Nialltastic
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   June 27, 2013 12:28pm UTC
   Niall: I eat a lot when I'm sad, it makes me feel better
   Liam: You eat a lot whether you're sad or not
   
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8. Nialltastic
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2013 12:24pm UTC
   Love with your heart, not your eyes.
   -Niall Horan <3
   
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9. Nialltastic
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2013 12:22pm UTC
   Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been on witty in such a long time. But now it's summer so I'll be on quite a bit. :)
   ~Nialltastic
   
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10. Nialltastic
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    VAS
    HAPPENIN'?
    Really Zayn? I'm writing a quote!
    
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11. Nialltastic
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Niall: I'm full.
    Harry: What?
    Liam: What?
    Louis: What?
    Zayn: What?
    Simon Cowell: What?
    Oprah: What?
    The Queen Of England: What?
    Obama: What?
    Unicorn: What?
    Aliens: What?
    
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12. Nialltastic
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    Look! I'm Niall!
    GIMME NANDOS!!!
    
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13. Nialltastic
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    December 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    *Harry grabs last piece of pizza*
    Niall: Harry?
    Harry: No.
    Niall: Please???
    Harry: No.
    *Niall makes big sad eyes*
    Harry: That only works for Zayn.
    *Niall snatches Harry's pizza and runs to hide*
    Harry: Really Niall?
    
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14. Nialltastic
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    Niall: Help!
    Louis: Did anyone hear that?
    Niall: HELP!
    Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAH! *Pulls open shirt and has SuperMan suit underneath* SuperMan is here!
    
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15. Nialltastic
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Niall: I can't just ask her!
    Zayn: Go ahead. I bet you she'll say yes.
    Louis: If she loves you she'll say yes.
    Harry: Mate, just ask her.
    Niall: But she's sleeping.
    Liam: GO ON!
    Niall: Fine. Hey babe, can you make us some sandwiches?
    
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16. Nialltastic
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    They're amaZAYN. You must be in deNIALL if you don't like 1D. So stop being a PAYNE, and HARRY up and love them. Or else, you'll look ridicuLOUIS.
    
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