Best Email Quotes This Year

happiest*
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 2:06pm UTC

true embarrassment lies within your first email address

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Teacher: Email me the assignment by Monday.
Teacher: I'll need your email address.
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me: beatdemhoes69@aol.com

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 1:08pm UTC

we alll have that one embarassing username/e-mail from when we were like 10

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Fading.From.Reality*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 11:34am UTC

Come on we have all done it.
When you go on a site and it asks for your parents E-mail. And you put in your own.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:55pm UTC

Hey, so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
•cellular number
•snapchat
•twitter
•facebook
•skype
•email
•facetime
•first born
you know, anything you want

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littledirectionerchristian*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 2:20am UTC

If anybody wants to email let me know by commenting on this quote!!! I am really bored and want to email people!!!

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Amanda Zicca*
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 9:49pm UTC

so it begins tomorrow
DAY ONE OF BEING A VEGETARIAN
I don't plan on going cold turkey, PUN INTENDED LOL, but I'll take it day by day, cutting back more and more.
please leave a comment or talk to me on kik or by email giving me advice, tips, and yummy foods and snacks to eat!
Goal one - be totally off meat by summer
email: diaryofaveggiex@gmail.com
kik: diaryofaveggie

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unicornjackson
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 11:43am UTC

My sister whom I have never been in contact with,
Just e-mailed me back.

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JustBeingMEE
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 7:48am UTC

Maybe I'm still
single because because I didn't forward that chain email to 17
of my closest friends 5 years ago...
... that would also explain the little girl with no eyes at the end
of my bed too...

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Dinocaulay
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 12:42pm UTC

Once when I was younger and I wanted to sign up for Club Penguin, I didn't know my parent's email so I sent the activation thing to a random email and I'm still scared that the person it went to is going to find me

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skimmingthepavement
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 2:41am UTC

I don't want to hurt you
But what in the world do you mean?

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sugrfree
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:16am UTC

If witty had a "Find Friends" option, we'd all be screwed.

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bird1213
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 6:06pm UTC

So I have decided that I want like a "pen-pal". Someone I don't really know who we can email back and forth everyday just telling each other about our days, drama, ect.
Soooooo if you're interested email me.
aleebird29@hotmail.com
I'm opening to talking to anyone really (:

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Hey there
It's Rhi!
I wanted to let you know I made an email adress just for anyone to email there problems!
I'll email back As soon as possible.
So email me at: HereForYouAlways@hotmail.co.uk
Thankyou bye xx

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ljames17
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 9:05pm UTC

You know how much of a loser you were
when you look at your first email address.

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fruitsbasket
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 12:53pm UTC

I check my email every two minutes, just because I think someone will actually email me.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 8:30pm UTC

My teacher is asking me how to pronounce "Ave" over email.
Is this weird to anyone else?? How hard is it to say Ave? I know
it may be hard for you people with accents and I appreciate your
effort for attempting.

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moll :)*
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 6:20pm UTC

I need a new friend on here:)) someone I
cant just email, that would be easiest

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Goose
posted a quote
July 8, 2014 3:11pm UTC

Life goes on. E-mail stops for no man.~The Alchemist By Michael Scott

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ImmortalTurtle
posted a quote
March 29, 2014 11:02am UTC

Writing emails to teachers is one of the most awkward and complicated things for me to do.
HOWDOIEVENDOTHISOMYGOD

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