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ImmortalTurtle

Status: happily taken :)

Member Since: 22 Oct 2013 09:52pm

Last Seen: 6 Jun 2016 01:30am

Location: totally not hiding in your bushes

user id: 373703

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  1. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2015 7:16pm EST
    todo lo que hago lo hago por ti

  2. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
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    October 10, 2015 2:13pm EDT
    Happy and alone is always better than miserable and together.
    Don't let the fear of loneliness trap you in unhealthy relationships.

  3. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
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    September 29, 2015 12:17am EDT
    We need more people in the world who don't mind how others dress themselves.

  4. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
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    September 29, 2015 12:11am EDT
    oh dang look at dis picture quote thing

  5. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
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    September 22, 2015 10:14pm EDT
    Thank you for teaching me what love is.
    Thank you for showing me who I am.

  6. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
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    September 22, 2015 10:10pm EDT
    Three years without you, and I love you just as much.

  7. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2015 4:12pm EDT
    no matter how much the past may hurt
    it is what shaped me
    and if it never happened
    i wouldnt be who i am.

  8. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2015 8:10pm EDT
    What I texted to the bf today:
    me: ur so pertty
    me: if you drew a line connecting both your nipples
    me: and a line connecting each nipple to the center of your collar bones
    me: you would have a triangle on your chest
    me: and youd be the illuminati
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is romance at its finest.

  9. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
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    March 18, 2015 8:18pm EDT
    Those who call any human being an "it" are not humans themselves.

  10. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2015 8:17pm EDT
    Gender equality is not women shaming and hurting men.
    Gender equality is not women being prejudice towards men
    and generalizing men as a whole.
    It is not revenge for how women were once treated and
    are treated in other countries today.
    Gender equality is equality.
    women = men. men = women.

  11. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 5:07pm EST
    Don't cry wolf.
    Never cry wolf.
    Because I always will think that there is one.

  12. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 5:03pm EST
    How do I know when to give a second chance and when it's too late for one?

  13. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
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    January 24, 2015 10:07am EST
    him: oh god i love you
    me: oh i didnt know you were religious
    him: T_T
    me: huehuehuehuehueh :3

  14. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
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    January 5, 2015 3:53pm EST
    "Aw, please text me. Why hasnt he texted me?
    Am I boring? Does he not like me anymore?
    Am I too much? Is there something wrong with me?"
    phone buzzes
    texts says: hey
    "OMG HES SO CUTE HES IN LOVE WITH ME"

  15. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2015 9:09pm EST
    "I've found I'm scared to know I'm always on your mind."

  16. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2014 4:55pm EST
    *takes 45 minutes to eat one orange*
    "....no im not procrastinating."

  17. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
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    November 24, 2014 11:14pm EST
    when i paint
    something happens in my brain
    like little fireworks in my eyes
    a fire in my chest
    an unbearable excitement
    that im finally doing something right.

  18. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2014 11:11pm EST
    I've been finding that I'm terrified
    at the thought that I will always be alone.
    That I won't ever find someone that gets me.

  19. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2014 4:00pm EST
    "goddamnit i need to stop eating candy. all this candy is making me sick"
    i say as i shove another reese's peanut butter cup in my mouth

  20. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 7:24pm EDT
    And everytime you make me cry, I love you a little bit more.
    Your Favorite Martian, "Complicated"

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