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Dinocaulay

1. Dinocaulay
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   January 6, 2014 9:34pm UTC
   Does anybody realize that there is more to New York than the city?
   
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2. Dinocaulay
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   September 23, 2013 9:48pm UTC
   The default profile pic has made me a happy camper...
   
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3. Dinocaulay
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   August 24, 2013 10:39pm UTC
   They laughed at
   my crayon
   drawings
   I laughed at their chalk outlines
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!
   
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4. Dinocaulay
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   August 16, 2013 4:33pm UTC
   According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead.
   Like your dreams.
   
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5. Dinocaulay
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   July 7, 2013 6:31pm UTC
   We have a cow named after Taylor Swift, I hated it at first, but now I realize it's more pleasing to listen to her than the actual Taylor Swift
   
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6. Dinocaulay
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   July 7, 2013 1:57pm UTC
   How is it Taylor Swift's song when she says six words a few times and Tim McGraw sings the rest?
   
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7. Dinocaulay
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   July 4, 2013 10:10pm UTC
   I swear, my favorite part of the fourth of July is driving home and seeing a bunch of people setting fireworks off randomly
   
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8. Dinocaulay
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   June 26, 2013 2:35pm UTC
   I'm posting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny that was me
   
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9. Dinocaulay
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   June 25, 2013 1:22pm UTC
   Whenever you do something stupid, just remember that Roman Emporer Caligula waged a war on Poseidon. He had his army march to the beach and told them to stab the water
   
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10. Dinocaulay
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    June 23, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    Say the opposite of these words outloud:
    Always
    Coming
    From
    Take
    Me
    Down
    
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11. Dinocaulay
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    June 23, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    When I see lovers' names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute
    I just think it's strange how many people take knives on a date
    
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12. Dinocaulay
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    June 21, 2013 8:14am UTC
    Lasagna is just spaghetti cake...
    
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13. Dinocaulay
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    June 19, 2013 11:58am UTC
    I just had a major breakthrough: If you combine the word lawn and yard you get the word yawn
    
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14. Dinocaulay
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    April 22, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan...somebody is about to be wrong
    
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15. Dinocaulay
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    April 6, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    When I was in first grade I thought it was so amazing that everybody
    in my grade was born in the same grade
    
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16. Dinocaulay
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    March 20, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    Gym?
    Why would I go to the gym? I already have all the badges.
    
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17. Dinocaulay
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    March 20, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    “if you love two foods at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.”
    
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18. Dinocaulay
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    March 19, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    Once when I was younger and I wanted to sign up for Club Penguin, I didn't know my parent's email so I sent the activation thing to a random email and I'm still scared that the person it went to is going to find me
    
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19. Dinocaulay
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    March 19, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    Once when I was younger and I wanted to sign up for Club Penguin, I didn't know my parent's email so I sent the activation thing to a random email and I'm still scared that the person it went to is going to find me
    
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20. Dinocaulay
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    March 19, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    So I found this in the comments for Vanilla Twilight by Owl City on Youtube:
    Person 1: This is for Hazel, The girl I loved. The girl I cared about my whole life. She just doesn't know how much I loved her. She just doesn't know. I miss her like crazy, and I'm still crying (Been crying for the past 2 hours). I would DIE for her. She just doesn't know!
    Person 2: H...How old are you? *Notices Clubpenguin Icon* Aren't you...A little uh,
    young for girls?
    Person 1: LOL No, I go on CPPS's. Way diffrent from Club Penguin...Well not really. You can cuss, and wear what you want...So yeah.
    Person 3: what's cpps stand for?
    Person 1: Club Penguin Private Server
    Person 4: You're so BA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdc3RdXoFwA
    
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