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ljames17

1. ljames17
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2013 5:53pm UTC
   Boy, are you the sun because
   I have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot
   
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2. ljames17
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   May 15, 2013 9:05pm UTC
   You know how much of a loser you were
   when you look at your first email address.
   
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3. ljames17
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2013 4:50pm UTC
   How my teacher explained pregnancy:
   Jack and Jill went up the hill
   to have a little fun.
   Stupid Jill forgot the pill
   and now they have a son.
   Never go up the hill, kids.
   
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4. ljames17
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   May 12, 2013 4:13pm UTC
   When you have your headphones
   in for 20 minutes, and you forget to play music.
   
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5. ljames17
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   May 12, 2013 9:38am UTC
   Sometimes I just say things
   and hope they're socially acceptable.
   
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6. ljames17
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   May 9, 2013 8:08pm UTC
   the moon during the day: hey hey
   the moon during the day: hey how you doin
   the moon during the day: just checkin up on ya
   the moon during the day: i'll see you later tonight too
   the moon during the day: look forward to it
   
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7. ljames17
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   May 9, 2013 7:58pm UTC
   90% of the ocean is undiscovered
   and you're telling me mermaids don't exist. Yeah, ok.
   
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8. ljames17
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   May 9, 2013 7:32pm UTC
   Never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream cone
   without flinching. It's just not normal.
   
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9. ljames17
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 6:58pm UTC
   the sea carried me
   out to shore late at night, when I could not find my way home,
   but you were my lighthouse. You helped me through the dark.
   Once you got my trust, your light started a fire in my heart,
   and you sat and watched as I breathed in the smoke that tore me apart.
   
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10. ljames17
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    If I ever worked
    at Starbucks, I would purposely spell people's name wrong,
    so they couldn't instagram their cups.
    
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11. ljames17
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    I know
    you'll never love me
    & it hurts
    
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12. ljames17
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    May 7, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    happiness
    exists when you don't know a thing. ♥ //////
    
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13. ljames17
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    SOMETIMES LOVE
    is not enough
    
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14. ljames17
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    May 6, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    I have a very sexually active mind
    for a very sexually inactive body
    
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15. ljames17
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    May 6, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    January 2013: this is gonna be my year
    May 2013: well, sh*t
    
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16. ljames17
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    May 6, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    hope is beautiful
    and can be destructive
    at the same time;
    it keeps us hanging on,
    but sometimes
    for things
    that will never come
    m.k.
    
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17. ljames17
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    May 6, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    I loved you then &
    I love you now
    
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18. ljames17
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    May 6, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    idk man i think i would make a good girlfriend you're just missing out bro
    
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19. ljames17
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    May 5, 2013 10:45am UTC
    The wasted years,
    the wasted youth.
    The pretty lies,
    the ugly truth.
    
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20. ljames17
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    How am I meant to control my life?
    I can't even control my hair.
    
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