Best Corny Quotes Ever

LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 11:20am UTC

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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"Bison."

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 7:11pm UTC

Concerts are beautiful
Everyone's there for the same reason: to enjoy the band/ musician. The roar of the crowd when the performer takes the stage is priceless, the sound of all the fans belting their hearts out along with the singer is wonderous, watching everyone jump or wave their arms at the same time is extraoridinary. Whether it's at a screamo concert where everyone's moshing or a pop concert where everyone's dancing around or a orchestra concert where everyone's sitting and peacefully listening, everyone's there for the same reason: to enjoy the music.
I don't know man, I just think concerts are beautiful

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abigaail
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 3:44pm UTC

I seem to have lost my phone number.
Can I have yours? (;

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 11:31pm UTC

A girl and a guy are together
Girl: look in the sky
Boy:Why?
Girl: Do you see any butterflies?
Boy: No I do not
Girl: That is because they are all in my stomach

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Onism*
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Whenever someone complains about being too cold, tell them to stand in a corner.
They're always 90 degrees

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 10:52pm UTC

Q: how do you make a tissue dance?
A: you put a boogie in it

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helloitslexi
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 12:46am UTC

Why did the cucumber blush?
because he saw the salad dressing

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Why did the duck get arrested?
because he was selling quack

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:55pm UTC

& I'm the girl who thinks
chemistry jokes are the funniest thing ever.

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xxIntroducingMe
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 5:03pm UTC

I've looked all over the hospital and you're nowhere to be found!
Oh wait, ICU.

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abigaail
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute.
Wanna workout? (;

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Something is missing,
something feels off;
I don't know what it is,
and I don't know how
to go about figuring out
what it is; and quiet frankly,
I'm not sure if I want to;
keep trying, that is.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 8:37pm UTC

Your flaws?
I think they are beautiful
I think they are unique
It's what make you who you are
And I don't want to be with anyone else

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 10:01pm UTC

A lot of times I tell a really corny joke and I think that I'm really funny because everyone is laughing but it turns out that my friends are just laughing out of pity.

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savannah*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 5:31pm UTC

even the leaves
are falling for him.

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l0vee34
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 9:16pm UTC

why is peter pan always flying?
because he neverlands.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahno.

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candie12345
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 7:00pm UTC

What's the cutest thing on your body?
Your Cuticle.
;D

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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
posted a quote
July 29, 2014 12:31am UTC

- Wanna
play
Simon
Says?
-Yes.
- Ok,
Simon
Says
make
out.
-Hahaha,
But
that
is not
the
way
it is
played
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- Simon
Says!
-But
that...
- SIMON
SAYS!!!!!!!ASDFGHJKL

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WPiC123
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 4:10pm UTC

You'll be Burger King and I'll be McDonalds, I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it!!

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 12:16am UTC

Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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