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destinehurricane

Status: lovin life!

Member Since: 11 May 2013 09:49pm

Last Seen: 25 Jun 2013 09:10pm

Location: never never land with peter pan

Gender: F

user id: 359940

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mommy of the most amazing boys wife of the most amazing man happy! you can check me out on tumblr destinehurricane.tumblr.com
“Destiny is real.
And she's not mild-mannered.
She will come around and hit
you in the face and knock you
over and before you know what
hit you, you're naked- stripped
of everything you thought you
knew and everything you
thought you didn't know-
and there you are! A bloody nose,
bruises all over you, and naked.
And it's the most beautiful thing.”
� C. JoyBell C.







this pic is of my son and youngest niece <3 photo photo29_zpsd7d9e056.jpgMoving On Quotes


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  1. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 12:30pm EDT
    go some place where no one knows your name

  2. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 10:46pm EDT
    “If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”
    ― Bob Marley, Bob Marley

  3. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 11:23am EDT
    i finally got a tumblr lol not that it matters i just cared to share check it out if you want its destinehurricane.tumblr.com

  4. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 10:26pm EDT
    " i call BS there is no way"
    my son : mom whats bs mean
    me: uhhhh butt sauce
    son: *giving me a goofy look*
    hubby: *laughing like crazy on the phone*
    me: whaaa? you know diarrhea
    son: thas nasty mom why you callin butt sauce!!!???
    me: *laughing so hard*
    good times lol

  5. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 4:15pm EDT
    some lady:I have two Justin Bieber posters in my bedroom. I am also 42 and married. Is that weird?
    me:*hides my kids* yes go get help now not later dont walk run!

  6. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 3:11pm EDT
    “Fedoras. #ICan’t. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, you should not be wearing this on your head. It’s never okay. Unless you’re Freddy Krueger. I actually can understand why they made Freddy Krueger wear a fedora because a man trying to kill me wearing something like that on his head is my worst effing nightmare. #ICan’t.”
    #ICan't #Carly Aquilino #girl code

  7. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 11:53am EDT
    “Do you think I'm pretty?
    I think you're beautiful
    Beautiful?
    You are so beautiful, it hurts sometimes.”
    ― Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

  8. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 11:31am EDT
    this reminded me of some of you wittians lol
    “I cannot go to school today"
    Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
    "I have the measles and the mumps,
    A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
    My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
    I'm going blind in my right eye.
    My tonsils are as big as rocks,
    I've counted sixteen chicken pox.
    And there's one more - that's seventeen,
    And don't you think my face looks green?
    My leg is cut, my eyes are blue,
    It might be the instamatic flu.
    I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
    I'm sure that my left leg is broke.
    My hip hurts when I move my chin,
    My belly button's caving in.
    My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
    My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
    My toes are cold, my toes are numb,
    I have a sliver in my thumb.
    My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
    I hardly whisper when I speak.
    My tongue is filling up my mouth,
    I think my hair is falling out.
    My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
    My temperature is one-o-eight.
    My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
    There's a hole inside my ear.
    I have a hangnail, and my heart is ...
    What? What's that? What's that you say?
    You say today is .............. Saturday?
    G'bye, I'm going out to play!”
    ― Shel Silverstein

  9. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 11:13am EDT
    you knowthe world isYOURgoing crazy when....
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    the best rapper is a white guy,
    the best golfer is a black guy,
    <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic';" font-size:="" 12pt;="" font-family:="" 'century="" gothic';="" font-variant:="" small-caps;"=""> the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
    France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,
    Germany doesn't want to go to war,
    and the three most powerful men in America are named
    "Bush", "Dickk", and "Colin."
    need I say more?”
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    -chris rock

  10. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 10:49am EDT
    If you were half as funny as you think you are,
    you'd be twice as
    funny as you are now <3

  11. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 10:34am EDT
    awe i love you
    too! lol
    lol

  12. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 5:09pm EDT
    sometimes i look at the quotes that say "i love you!" and i get tempted to comment "aweeee i love you too!!!" just to be silly js dont take offence just bein a goober

  13. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:58pm EDT
    I'm going nuckin futs!!!

  14. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:38pm EDT
    some dude: damn nice badonkadonk
    me: your such a badonkadouche!

  15. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:27pm EDT
    looks in the left hand corner..... how you do that???

  16. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:13pm EDT
    omg that guy is such a richard cranium !!!!!

  17. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:58pm EDT
    if a old man or woman passes you and says they "stepped on a frog"
    RUN!!!

  18. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:50pm EDT
    if someone asks you to get the bat out of their cave dont fall for it :-/

  19. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:45pm EDT
    Check Yourself Before You
    Wreck Yourself

  20. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:24pm EDT
    Fo
    Shizzle Ma Nizzle
    "fo shizzle ma
    nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo sheezy mah neezy"
    which is a bastardization of "for sure mah
    n.igga" which is a
    bastardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my
    African American brother" nmq/nmf

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