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abigaail

Status: Blow me one last kiss c:

Member Since: 8 Dec 2011 07:31pm

Last Seen: 7 Mar 2014 09:18am

Birthday: August 31

Location: Stuck in Ohio :/

Gender: F

user id: 248463

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Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars.

ABOUT ME;

The names Abi(: I live in Ohio. I'm going to be a sophmore c: I love quotes; my room is litterally covered. I play volleyball for my school and a traveling team(: Im super positive,happy, and outgoing and i think i have a pretty good outlook on life(: I've been through alot, so i give great advice(:
I also love makeup, photography, carnivals, being scared, and talking c: I plan on becoming a teacher(: Oh, and I'm a total hopleless romantic(:

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Drama Quotes, Jealousy Quotes, Anti Hater Quotes

abigaail
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 2:59pm UTC

One time my parents were gone for the weekend
so i took everything in the house and moved it 5 inches
to the left. it was subtle enough that it wasnt obvious but
they felt like something was off when they got back, and
they kept bumping into corners of tables and couches.
I am so cruel.

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abigaail
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 2:53pm UTC

I love messing with foreign tech support guys.
"My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodatcyl."

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abigaail
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 2:50pm UTC

I. Bet. That. Voice. In. Your. Head. Is. Making. Little. Pauses. After. Every. Word
.

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abigaail
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 2:47pm UTC

If a single teacher cant teach us all the subjects,
then how could you expect a single student to learn all the subjects?

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abigaail
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 5:20pm UTC

There is a movie about a murderous car tire named Robert,
and the entire movie is the tire rolling around,killing people, and blowing things up.

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abigaail
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 4:43pm UTC

My apartment building is so safe,
my landlord even installed a security camera in my shower.

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abigaail
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 4:35pm UTC

Balloons are so weird...
"Happy birthday, heres a plastic sack of my breath."

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abigaail
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 4:28pm UTC

I hate it when flies rub their stupid little hands together,
like theyre plotting to ruin my life or something.

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abigaail
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 4:21pm UTC

If steroids are illegal for athletes,
then Photoshop should be illegal for models.

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abigaail
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 7:57pm UTC

How come everything I like is
either illegal, immoral, addictive, fattening, expensive, or impossible.

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abigaail
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 7:55pm UTC

One time when i was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar out of the container.
so she stopped and said “Would you like to have something even sweeter?” and of course little naive 6 year old me said yes yes i would so she said “smell it first and then decide” and handed me a bottle of straight vanilla extract and of course it smelled like the tears of jesus so i said YES give me and she let me take a huge swig and this is why i have trust issues

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abigaail
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 7:52pm UTC

My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she's adopted.
This is what she responded with, "Well, my parents chose me. Your's are stuck woth you."

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abigaail
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 1:50pm UTC

The most beautiful people we have known
are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen.

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abigaail
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 12:53pm UTC

Wow its summer, better start working on my tan.
*turns up laptop brightness.*

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abigaail
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 12:51pm UTC

How I feel during finals:
You need 600 to pass. You got 6.

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abigaail
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 12:49pm UTC

So basically today my stern English teacher
was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question.I turned to my friend and accidentally sang "Look down, look down! Dont look him in the eye!" LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK I.BROKE.MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

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abigaail
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 12:44pm UTC

Life is like an hourglass.
Eventually, everything hits the bottom and all you have to do is wait until someone comes along and turns it around.

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abigaail
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 12:41pm UTC

I figured out why girls are attracted to jerks.
In elementary school we were told "if he's mean to you that means he likes you."

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abigaail
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 12:39pm UTC

So part of my spanish test was to listen to the sentences the teacher read
and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool. I beg to differ. Has he not seen High School musical?

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abigaail
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Atheism:
The belief that there was nothing and nithing happened to nothing
and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating
everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged
itself for no reason wha tso ever into self-replicating bits which
then turned into dinosaurs.
Makes perfect sense.

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