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xxIntroducingMe

Status: Can we be friends? No? Okay... I didn't like you anyways. -.-

Member Since: 7 Jul 2011 04:15pm

Last Seen: 15 Aug 2014 02:44pm

Birthday: June 24

Location: Anywhere. I'm a hobo. I'M JK, You don't need to know though so stop.

Gender: F

user id: 191755

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Oh haii (/.\) \(^0^)/


Well let's see, It's safe to say I'm kind of a witty veteran. I've been here since 2011 b/tches. Which also means I haven't had a life since then lol. I'm 15 right now, and in class of 2016. I'm more of an artsy girl, ya know? I love reading, I draw, I write poetry, plus I play the piano. But it's not like I'm some uncoordinated loser (which I probably am) because I play tennis... and I dance... that counts, right? I mean, I hope it does. I'm barely 5 ft. in height and my height is one of my biggest insecurities (aside from the many others). UGH DON'T LOOK AT ME. I'm also a combination of socially awkward... and antisocial in general. There are times when I'm too shy to talk to people, and then there are times when I just don't want to talk, like at all. BUT I DO HAVE FRIENDS IN CASE YOU WERE THINKING I DIDN'T. But don't ask me why, I don't know why either lol. Anyways, I treat people the way I treat music. I don't care what kind of person you are. If I enjoy your company, nothing else matters. Like, I have 500+ songs in my ipod and they're all really diverse. One minute you're listening to Ed Sheeran, then All Time Low, J Cole, Taylor Swift, Parachute, We the Kings, Drake, etc. Everyone can sit at my lunch table, or in this case, my witty because I'm a nice kid and I guarantee you I'll be there. Yes sometimes I'm moody and antisocial but I'm never going to turn my back on you. I GOTCHU BOO. I GOTCHU. Well, I think I'll leave it at that. I feel like I'm already scaring you away now lol. Have great day :D
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  1. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 8:04pm EDT
    "You keep falling victim,
    'cause you're insecure.
    And when I tell you that you're beautiful,
    You can't be sure."

  2. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 5:03pm EDT
    I've looked all over the hospital and you're nowhere to be found!
    Oh wait, ICU.

  3. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 8:38pm EDT
    Religion, is like a peni$.
    It's okay to have one.
    It's okay to be proud of it.
    ...
    But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around, trying to shove it down everybody's throat.

  4. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 2:14pm EDT
    Does anyone else get really violent when trying to kill flies?
    "I SWEAR ON MY MOM'S LIFE IF YOU COME BUZZING NEAR ME
    ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO KILL YOU LIKE I KILLED YOUR
    BROTHER AND YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY B/TCH."
    But when you're dealing with spiders you're just like,
    "Sweet Jesus Christ help me Lord."

  5. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 1:12am EDT
    Are you looking for a sign?
    If you're looking for a sign, here it is.
    If you love someone out there, tell them. They deserve to know.
    If you're looking for a sign, here it is.
    You are good enough. You're better than perfect, you're real.
    If you're looking for a sign, here it is.
    You are loved, and you have so much potential believe it or not.
    Don't give up on your life just yet.
    If you're looking for a sign, here it is.
    Take a chance, get out of your comfort zone and try something new.
    Don't let your shyness make you miss opportunities.
    If you're looking for a sign, here it is.
    Don't stick with someone that doesn't make you happy just
    because you don't think you can find someone else. You always deserve better.
    If you're looking for a sign, here it is.
    Stop worrying and overthinking. That never helps.
    It makes things seem much worse than it actually is.
    If you're looking for a sign, here it is.
    No one is worth your tears. Don't shed anything for people that put you down.
    If you're looking for a sign, this was it.
    I hope you make a decision you won't regret.

  6. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 12:29am EDT
    You know how you're supposed to feel good and confident when you're wearing a cute, new outfit? Yeah? Well that doesn't happen to me. For some reason I become the opposite. I just get more self-conscious and insecure. Is it just me?

  7. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 12:24am EDT
    Someone tell me I'm not the only one that gets my earphones caught on table edges, cabinet handles, door knobs, or anything really... It's like the universe doesn't want me and my ipod to be together.

  8. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 4:45pm EDT
    Everyone thinks you're beautiful but the person staring back at you in the mirror.

  9. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 10:18pm EDT
    I want you to know something,
    but I don't know how to say it,
    So I'll just let the first three words
    of this sentence explain it.

  10. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 11:01pm EDT
    I swear I lose brain cells every time I go on Facebook.
    There is not a day where I look at all the posts there without
    being ashamed for humanity or getting scarred for life.
    I just saw a picture of a person crapping their pants with a caption that says,
    "Like if you think this is gross, Ignore if you want your mom to die."
    First of all, how is ignoring a disgusting picture mean I want my mom to die?
    That doesn't make sense, in any way, at all.
    Like there is no possible connection you can make
    between my mom's death and that picture.
    So you best leave my mama out of this.
    Second, OBVIOUSLY I'M GOING TO THINK IT'S GROSS
    YOU SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF SOMEONE CRAPPING...
    THEIR BUTTCHEEKS ARE ALL OVER THE SCREEN YA NASTY.

  11. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 10:35pm EDT
    I really don't understand how some parents let their kids go to school
    in the morning wearing really short shorts and a barely there
    sleeveless top when I can't even step foot out the house without
    getting screamed at for not wearing a jacket.

  12. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:52am EDT
    “The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about.”

  13. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 4:47pm EST
    When a really pretty girl walks by and you're just like,
    "Well, there goes my self esteem." .__.

  14. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 2:27am EST
    And at times like this,
    I wonder...
    "Were you ever really interested at all?"

  15. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 1:55am EST
    & the sad part is that if you went
    up and told me you hated me,
    I'd probably agree with you.
    Considering most of the time,
    I hate myself too.

  16. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 1:23pm EST
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    She was the shy girl,
    Who always had her head in a book.
    He was Mr. Popular,
    With his charm and good looks.
    We all know this story too well,
    It’s beginning to get a bit cliché.
    The good girl falls in love with the heart throb,,
    What else can I say?
    She was there by his side,
    Even when he didn’t know it.
    But she felt like she wasn’t worthy,
    So she decided to quit.
    The boy was always surrounded by girls,
    All of them were prettier than her.
    So she gave up, thinking…
    “He deserves better.”
    Little did the girl know,
    That the boy shared her feelings.
    He fell in love with the smart girl,
    Who was always so lost into the book she was reading.
    He didn’t do anything about it though,
    He just silently adored her.
    He felt as if she was out of his league,
    Because the girl had a future.
    All he was, was a jock.
    Compared to her, he was a loser.
    He felt incredibly useless,
    Knowing he had nothing to offer.
    The boy decided to never let her know,
    That he loved her so much.
    Because whenever he looks at her he thinks,
    “I’m not good enough.”
    And it’s sad that it had to be this way.
    They’re letting insecurities get in the way of following their hearts.
    They’re ruining a possible romance,
    Before it even starts.
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  17. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 5:55pm EST
    "Mrs. Puff?"
    "Yes, Spongebob?"
    "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
    See, Spongebob knows what it's like.

  18. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 4:04am EST
    B/tch I'm the Nutella,
    and you're the first piece of bread.
    You're the alarm clock,
    and I'm the bed.
    I'm the 'pro',
    And you're the 'con'.
    I'm the wifi,
    You're the white crayon.
    I'm Obama.
    You're Mitt Romney.
    You're Facebook,
    And I'm Witty.
    Whatever you can do,
    I can do better.
    I'm the long text message,
    you're the one word answer.
    You're the 'Terms of Agreements'.
    And I'm the FOOD.
    You can't compete with me,
    So why pretend that you could?

  19. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 2:18am EST
    Cause I couldn't get you
    out of my mind if I tried.

  20. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 1:20am EST
    And as time passes
    you just realize that some
    people just aren't
    worth it anymore. </3

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