Best Butt Quotes This Week

happiest*
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September 16, 2013 4:01pm UTC

today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that a.ss so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 9:17pm UTC

How many calories does twerking get rid of?
A butt load.

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p0kemon
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May 28, 2013 5:12pm UTC

I hate when people cry in front of me
like should I pat their head, should I grab their as...s, I don’t know.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Call me Nemo, cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt

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capsized*
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November 6, 2013 10:50am UTC

have u ever sat in a position so long that u could feel ur heart beating though ur butt

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WeirdKid.*
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December 11, 2013 9:56am UTC

Are you a cigarette because you got a hot butt.

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Raeleen (: *
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 12:20pm UTC

•Its okay for you to like skinny girls
•Its okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
•Its okay for you to like curvy girls
•Its okay for you to like heavier girls
•Its okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
•Whats NOT OKAY is telling a women that she isn't beautiful or sexy because she doesn't meet your personal body type preferences

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:37pm UTC

Hey... if god hates gays then why do all men have a g-spot in their butt?

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zimchim*
posted a quote
April 14, 2014 6:04pm UTC

just in case no one told you today,
Nice butt ;)

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
March 28, 2014 1:02am UTC

Once I thought I saw one of my friends in public. I went up to them and slapped their butt. It turns out ot was a stranger so I ran away and hid in the library.

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BlackRoses *
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 6:57pm UTC

I love you with all my bu.tt,
I would say heart, but my bu.tt is bigger
♥

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Moth_Nebula
posted a quote
April 11, 2015 9:26pm UTC

It hurts to know how easy I can be replaced

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Thebestpersonever
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 6:00pm UTC

These jeans totally stay on my butt,
Said no one ever.

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ProfessorPickle
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 3:14pm UTC

My friend broke up with her boyfriend
and we were sitting on a bench in the middle of town.
. There was a group of chinese tourists who spoke little/broken English.
By this point my friends venting about her relationship and she's pracically
crying when she shouts, " I'm attracted to a.ssholes!"
The whole group of chinese tourists then turn around looking
horrifyingly at us thinking that my friend is attracted to their butts.
Fabulous.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 12:08pm UTC

There was this one time I was playing Call Of Duty with my brother
and we were messing around with people using the microphone.
So, there was this one guy whose username was 'butt face' so we asked him
"Does your face look like a butt or does your butt look like a face?" and he was just like "both."

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 11:43pm UTC

Me after exercising:
Me: owwww my legs.
Me: oh god, I feel it in my butt too.
Me: is that normal?
Me: seriously tho, is it?
Me: f.uck, I just got my period.
Me: is that supposed to happen?
Me: ohmagod, why does my v.agina burn?
Me: my boobs, my boooooobs.
Me: I can't feel my feet. I now have nubs.
Me: OW.
Me: I'm pretty sure this is what hell feels like.
I can't.

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