Butt Quotes

Moth_Nebula
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April 11, 2015 9:26pm UTC

It hurts to know how easy I can be replaced

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Mandypandy
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October 6, 2014 12:17pm UTC

Butt.

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Mandypandy
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October 6, 2014 12:14pm UTC

How come nowadays the top quotes are barely 1 fave and a few years ago they went up to about 500 faves?? Where is everyone with the good quotes?? Help Steve!!!

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SarahAnne_
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September 29, 2014 2:12pm UTC

I love you with all my butt.
I'd say my heart...
But my butt is
BIGGER
♥

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zimchim*
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April 14, 2014 6:04pm UTC

just in case no one told you today,
Nice butt ;)

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DunGoofed
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March 28, 2014 1:02am UTC

Once I thought I saw one of my friends in public. I went up to them and slapped their butt. It turns out ot was a stranger so I ran away and hid in the library.

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Pluto*
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March 20, 2014 12:08pm UTC

There was this one time I was playing Call Of Duty with my brother
and we were messing around with people using the microphone.
So, there was this one guy whose username was 'butt face' so we asked him
"Does your face look like a butt or does your butt look like a face?" and he was just like "both."

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MarsMellow
posted a quote
March 7, 2014 9:44pm UTC

Kid:butt dad.
Dad:I'm not a butt dad.

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capsized*
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March 1, 2014 1:01pm UTC

I love when guys grab my butt while we are kissing. If you don’t do that I will take your hands and place them on my butt

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~Spoken Silence~*
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February 4, 2014 5:08pm UTC

My butt hurts... thank you to everyone who slaped my butt at lunch today...thank you XD

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Madi_Cook
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December 28, 2013 12:03am UTC

The '&' symbol looks like a man dragging his butt across the ground.

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Madi_Cook
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December 13, 2013 9:21pm UTC

The "&" symbol looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground...

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WeirdKid.*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 9:56am UTC

Are you a cigarette because you got a hot butt.

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cherrycarey96
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November 15, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Tip of advice: touch my butt

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capsized*
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November 6, 2013 10:50am UTC

have u ever sat in a position so long that u could feel ur heart beating though ur butt

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24601*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 12:28am UTC

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Well apparently, Nemo would touch the butt.

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wittygirl1
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October 23, 2013 10:59pm UTC

Our English teacher hates swear words so much
She won't even let someone say butt or buttocks
She makes us say derriere
Derriere..

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Oohshekilledem
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October 6, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Roses are redFoxes are clever I like your but Let me touch it FOREVERp.s this quote is in honor of Channing Tatums fabulous behind o_0

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Raeleen (: *
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 12:20pm UTC

•Its okay for you to like skinny girls
•Its okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
•Its okay for you to like curvy girls
•Its okay for you to like heavier girls
•Its okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
•Whats NOT OKAY is telling a women that she isn't beautiful or sexy because she doesn't meet your personal body type preferences

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happiest*
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September 16, 2013 4:01pm UTC

today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that a.ss so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER

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