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today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that a.ss so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER

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today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn

385 faves · 10 comments · Sep 16, 2013 4:01pm

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funny · life · laugh · tumblr · butt · though · cop

Rose :)* · 1 decade ago
i just realized that your that id fan person
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Steve · 1 decade ago
I saw this on tumblr. I think it was ascribed to Abe Lincoln.
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Lifehappens · 1 decade ago
http://thebeautifulimperfectme.tumblr.com/image/61127283229
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differentstory · 1 decade ago
Oh my god,I laughed so hard when I read this! You just made my day. :D
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rachiesaysrawr · 1 decade ago
WHAT DID YOU SAY
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Envelope24 · 1 decade ago
brb dying
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mirrorx · 1 decade ago
LOL
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PrimarilyParamore* · 1 decade ago
omfg -slow claps- that's amazing :')
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soccertrack · 1 decade ago
thats great omg
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
*Round of applause* Nice one. You're good.(;
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