Butt Quotes

capsized*
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September 10, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Call me Nemo, cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt

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BlackRoses *
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September 1, 2013 6:57pm UTC

I love you with all my bu.tt,
I would say heart, but my bu.tt is bigger
♥

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ProfessorPickle
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August 7, 2013 3:14pm UTC

My friend broke up with her boyfriend
and we were sitting on a bench in the middle of town.
. There was a group of chinese tourists who spoke little/broken English.
By this point my friends venting about her relationship and she's pracically
crying when she shouts, " I'm attracted to a.ssholes!"
The whole group of chinese tourists then turn around looking
horrifyingly at us thinking that my friend is attracted to their butts.
Fabulous.

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Funfunfunisfun
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July 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC

This is going to sound odd
I sprained my butt
it hurts
oh gosh
x

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 9:17pm UTC

How many calories does twerking get rid of?
A butt load.

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mtndewhm*
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July 4, 2013 8:37pm UTC

Hey... if god hates gays then why do all men have a g-spot in their butt?

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VintageParis
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June 28, 2013 1:28pm UTC

If you got it, Flaunt it.
Class not a.ss
class+a.ss=Beyonce

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neyloveschuuu
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June 27, 2013 2:47pm UTC

The awkward moment
when your hand accidently touches
someones butt.

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Tears_Of_Ash
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:18am UTC

Touch my butt don't
touch my food.

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Dishonored*
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June 9, 2013 11:43pm UTC

Me after exercising:
Me: owwww my legs.
Me: oh god, I feel it in my butt too.
Me: is that normal?
Me: seriously tho, is it?
Me: f.uck, I just got my period.
Me: is that supposed to happen?
Me: ohmagod, why does my v.agina burn?
Me: my boobs, my boooooobs.
Me: I can't feel my feet. I now have nubs.
Me: OW.
Me: I'm pretty sure this is what hell feels like.
I can't.

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