Jadialynn

Jadialynn
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 4:12pm UTC

So I hear you like bad girls...
Well I don't mean to brag or anything
but I'm really, really bad
At everything.

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Jadialynn
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May 18, 2013 3:52pm UTC

I spend so much time being p¡ssed
that Barack Obama's dog isn't named Bark Obama
nmq

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Jadialynn
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May 18, 2013 3:39pm UTC

those ain't no condoms in my wallet gurl
those are ramen noodle flavor packets.
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Jadialynn
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 7:28pm UTC

'you have acute hepatitis.'
no you have a cute hepatitis *winks at doctor*
nmq

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Jadialynn
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 7:01pm UTC

baby, i don't care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don't care about you at all
leave me alone
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Jadialynn
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April 15, 2013 6:54pm UTC

seriously tho like what are training bras even for?
what are we trying to teach the boobs????
they are trained to be the very breast.
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Jadialynn
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April 14, 2013 11:59pm UTC

teacher: okay, so we all know career day is coming up, and the faculty would
like suggestions from the students as to what careers you would like to hear about
me: professional potatoe?
teacher: that's not.... a thing.?
me: professional bacon enthusiest?
teacher: also not--
me: professional sleeper?
teacher: jadialynn, you can't just put the word professional in front adjectives that
describe yourself and expect there to be a career
me: touché.

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Jadialynn
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 10:52pm UTC

so basically in the third grade we had twin day at
my school and this boy came to school with a potatoe
and competed in the twin day competition with it and
won and looking back omg he's practically a witty god,
and he probably doesn't even have an account.
like seriously tho the resemblance was striking

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Jadialynn
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April 14, 2013 10:33pm UTC

me: *squats to pick food up off the floor*
me: jeez do i have a good butt yet

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Jadialynn
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April 14, 2013 10:17pm UTC

boys: why do girls obsess over their weight so much? it's freaking annoying.
boys: ew fat chicks.
nmq

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Jadialynn
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 1:24am UTC

Long and truly not worth reading. . .
But it would mean the world to me if you did.
sorry cameron sorry cameron sorry cameron sorry cameron sorry cameron sorry cameron
This is a story about a boy and a girl who both wanted what they didn't have, and didn't want what they had, and the boy wanted the girl so bad. He would talk to her every day, and always just wanted to hug her. But she said no because he wasn't a good height for her. He was entirely too tall. Every day before English class, the boy bought the girl three cookies from the cafeteria. And every day at lunch, he wanted nothing more than to buy her food for her. Sometimes he would stop at nothing to make her let him pay for her. He was a very, very nice boy. But she was a very, very mean girl. She could see how much he loved her, but knew she would never love him back. She could see the pain in his eyes when she told him about the boys she liked; especially this one very, very mean boy. But being with that boy made the girl realize how much she loved the nice boy. But it was too late. He had already fallen in love with a nice girl.
Now, she always tries to talk to him, and always just wants to hug him. But she's entirely too short for him. She wants to buy his lunch for him, and buy him cookies before Engish class. But it's too late, and that breaks her heart.
sorry cameron sorry cameron sorry cameron sorry cameron sorry cameron sorry cameron sorry cameron
Moral of the story:
You never realize what you have until it's gone for good.
i really am sorry. and i really do love you.

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Jadialynn
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 10:30pm UTC

Are you from Tennesse?
'Cause I wanna make out with your face.

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Jadialynn
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Rumors!
www.yourschool.com
Find out who your friends aren't!
Learn new and scandalous facts about yourself.
For a limited time only, so hurry
Before the losers find someone else to backstab!
AdChoices

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Jadialynn
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April 6, 2013 1:45am UTC

Society sucks.
-Society

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Jadialynn
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April 6, 2013 1:21am UTC

But where can you go
when n o t h i n g is
right
and you have n o t h i n g
left?
forward.

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Jadialynn
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April 5, 2013 2:03pm UTC

♦♦♦
Let me tell you something about Lord Voldemort. . .
We were best friends in middle school. I know right, it's soooo embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in eigth grade I started going out with my first boyfriend Harry Potter, who was totally gorgeous but then he went to Hogwarts-- and Voldemort was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like if I would blow him off to hang out with Harry, he'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?!" and I'd be like, "Uh, why are you so obsessed with me?" So then for my birthday party, which was an all wizards pool party, I was like, "Voldemort, I can't invite you because I think you're evil." I mean, I couldn't have an evil wizard at my party! There were going to be wizards there in their bathing suits! I mean right, he was evil! So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her and it was so retarded and then he dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to him and he came back in the fall and his nose was gone and he was totally evil and now I guess he's trying to kill Harry.
♦♦♦

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Jadialynn
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April 5, 2013 1:38pm UTC

whenever i go in sephora
i feel like i just stepped foot in the fücking capitol.
#district12ftw

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Jadialynn
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 2:30am UTC

How do sandwiches have safe sëx?
....They use condiments.
...lol... rotfl... lmao...
laugh i'm funny.

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Jadialynn
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 10:52pm UTC

So, uhh...
It's my 810529374th birthday...
can i get 810529374 faves?(:

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