Butt Quotes

Anonymous_Nicole*
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March 21, 2013 3:09pm UTC

I think they should just give me my own chair in lunch detention, I seem to be getting it regularly. So hey why not honor my time in there?

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Iwannacookie2304
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March 21, 2013 1:10pm UTC

Stranger: *Calls me* I'm watching you
Me: Oh really?
Stranger: Uhhh.......... you're walking down the street.
Me: Oh really, what do you think of my sexy a$$?
Stranger: Uh, It's nice!
Me: I KNOW YOU'RE LYING! I HAVE A HORRIBLE BUTT!

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happygirl22
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 5:02pm UTC

I don't wish death upon anyone, however I do wish there to be tastebuds in their buttholes.

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AEleanore
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 9:20pm UTC

Have the courage to touch the butt

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pooper
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 12:44am UTC

Can I poop, my name's pooper

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tiredofbeinginvisible7
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 9:10pm UTC

Disappointment.
The realization that you don't have a butt.
Like it's all cute and small but I don't have the good butt I always believed I did.
:(

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 4:11pm UTC

I went through some of our old messages and saw that you treated me like crap.
so thank you for never liking me.
I'm glad.

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Directioner_Forever_88
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 9:17pm UTC

*Today in art*
Me and my friend: lololol Witty.
Guy: What's witty?
Me:Noth-
Friend:OH IT'S A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN POST QUOTES AND STUFF!!
Me:Shut-
Friend:HER USERNAME IS DIRECTIONER_FOREVER_88
Me: UGHHHH!!
Guy:Haha I'm going to make one and follow you.
Me: Wonderful -.-

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Ashley268
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 11:01am UTC

I love you with all my butt,
I would say heart,
but my butt is bigger.

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alligatorsky
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January 27, 2013 9:55am UTC

Well maybe if you weren't such an indecesive hoe all the time,
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

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