Iwannacookie2304

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Location: In my witty den (my bed with a laptop on my lap)

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You Go Glen Coco

have you met my unicorn trevor?

i’m mia and i’m from england. i love unicorns, music, food and of course, wifi. i’m possibly the weirdest person on the entire planet, after lady gaga of course. in my opinion morgan freeman is the coolest person in the world. don't ask why, just accept it. he exudes coolness, admit it. i'm also incredibly lazy, like i don't do any sports, at all, i also eat a lot, like a lot alot, so i'll probably die alone of obesity with 47 cats. i've named 14 of those cats already, paul, barry, bob, billy-bob,jim-bob,ian somerhalder,ted, zazzles, kevin, dave, jomo, ben, jerry and fenton. I was gonna call one of them trevor but i already have a unicorn called trevor so.....yeah. i told you i was really weird, the weirdest thing of all is i don't even like cats, it's just that i'm 99% sure i'll die alone because i'm hideous so i plan to become the real life crazy cat lady (from the simpsons) throwing cats at random people. originally i wanted to be a blueberry muffin (i genuinely told my year 7 form tutor that)....but i discovered i couldn't do that...i spent 12 days locked in my room rocking back and forth whispering 'i will be a muffin'. ok that last part wasn't true.

(+) unicorns, food, music, being lazy, being weird, tumblr, my ipod, wifi, marina and the diamonds, lana del rey, florence + the machine, lorde, lily allen, p!nk, bastille, arctic monkeys, the killers, the 1975, the xx, london grammar, tom odell, ed sheeran, f.r.i.e.n.d.s, the vampire diaries, the originals, new girl, the big bang theory, scrubs, how i met your mother, ugly betty, family guy, the simpsons, ian somerhalder, the perks of being a wallflower, mean girls, little miss sunshine, pitch perfect, the hunger games, finding nemo, despicable me 1 + 2, shaun of the dead, zombieland, scott pilgrim vs the world etc..

(-) my brother, justin bieber, taylor swift (why did she have to sing we are never getting back together, WHY?!) cats, being sociable, exercise, sports (especially football) dubstep music, n dubz, being normal / normal people.

Iwannacookie2304

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February 4, 2014 1:47pm UTC

My aim in life is to become so fat that I just roll everywhere

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January 27, 2014 3:43pm UTC

When you're really excited to be on holiday only to discover theres no wifi and you feel like you're in your own personal hell.

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January 27, 2014 3:41pm UTC

Parents: Please go outside
Me: But my laptop is inside

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January 20, 2014 11:50am UTC

Friend: I'm Team Jacob
Other Friend: I'm Team Edward
Me: I'm Team Free Food

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January 20, 2014 10:52am UTC

I'm losing my mind
But not any weight.

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January 20, 2014 10:44am UTC

Does anyone else start singing when they get scared?

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January 15, 2014 10:52am UTC

It has been 10 years......and i still have no idea what a hollaback girl is.

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January 15, 2014 10:50am UTC

People always ask me why i'm so quiet and i just think 'because if i spoke my mind i'd look like an absolute idiot'.

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January 14, 2014 3:25pm UTC

I feel like i should have more friends because all they have to do is stand next to me and they will look 1000% prettier, and I get to die alone. See, everybody wins.

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January 13, 2014 1:46pm UTC

Do you ever just remember all the embarrassing things you've ever done and thought 'oh my god i want to punch past me in the face.'

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January 13, 2014 1:43pm UTC

I JUST WANT TO WEAR
YOUR SHIRTS THAT ARE
WAY TO BIG FOR ME
WHEN I WAKE UP IN
THE MORNING NEXT TO
YOU

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January 13, 2014 1:30pm UTC

When you buy new clothes and you can't wait to wear them ♥

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January 13, 2014 1:24pm UTC

Me: Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mu-
Mum: WHAT!
Me: Have you got any food?

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January 12, 2014 5:36am UTC

i cannot tell you how much i hate it when people say
YOLO

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January 12, 2014 5:34am UTC

i love buying new things but i hate spending money i’m so angry.
nmq

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January 11, 2014 8:54am UTC

So the other day my brother ran into my room yelling i'm a boss a.ss bi.tch and then he attempted to twerk and the entire time i just sat there thinking "WTF is going on?"

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January 7, 2014 11:00am UTC

I'm beginning to feel like I'm
Invisible

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January 7, 2014 10:54am UTC

you know your self esteem has vanished when you start following yourself.

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Iwannacookie2304

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January 7, 2014 10:50am UTC

so i found out scheiße is swearing in german and i've just been walking around the house saying it.
AND MY FAMILY WILL NEVER KNOW.