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  1. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    May 7, 2013 6:10pm EDT
    My Pathetic, Real Life Fails
    So today I walked into math late and as soon as I walked into the class everyone started singing happy birthday to me and I didn't know what to do so I sat in my seat in the back of the class and took out my books while they were singing...It was awkward and my teacher just stood by my desk the entire time looking at me expectantly adn I didn't know what to do so I stared at my desk...Awkward

  2. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    May 7, 2013 6:07pm EDT
    Today in Chemistry, I asked this kid where the calcium chloride was and he went over and grabbed it off another table but the cute guy that I have a minor crush on started telling him that they weren't done using it so the kid started to say something back but I shrugged and said, "You can finish. It's no big deal. I'll just use it when you're done." And so my crush looked at me and stopped talking to the kid and he's like, "No it's okay. It's your birthday, you can use it now." And hee was smiling and I was smiling and it was just a very happy moment for me because it is probably the longest thing he ever said to me and I just can't. Sorry I had to tell someone and no one knows that I like him...except for all you people...

  3. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 30, 2013 5:31pm EDT
    My Marketing teacher today called my class ratchet about 10 times today. Then he called himself ratchet for ever using the word swag...I wasn't sure whether to be frightened or amused...

  4. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 27, 2013 7:45pm EDT
    Why I'll be the best parent ever:
    When my teeneage child tells me that I'm the worst parent ever I'm going to respond with, "I'm glad you think that. Your father and I are getting a divorce and I'm giving him full custody of you." Then they'll freak out and I'll be like, "Nah I'm just kidding." Then they'll get all mad and I'll just be like, "Good, now you know to appreciate what you have. Like me." And again, my husband will just be there like, "Oh my God."

  5. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 27, 2013 7:32pm EDT
    Why I'll be the best parent ever:
    When I get into a big fight with my future teenage child and they won't back down I'm just going to yell, "Thank God I'm not your biological mother!" Then I'll watch them freak out for a few minutes before saying, "Nah, I'm just kidding." And then they'll get all mad and I'll just be like, "That's what you get for giving me attitude." And then my husband will just be there like, "Oh my God."

  6. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 27, 2013 5:20pm EDT
    Goes to Symptom Checker.
    Decreased appetite, irritability, weakness (generalized).
    View possible conditions.
    Hm, so I'm either PMSing, dehydrated, or a meth addict...yup makes sense.

  7. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 26, 2013 6:28pm EDT
    On the second day of freshman year my AP class had a test on what we read over the summer.
    My teacher left the room as soon as he passed out the test to make some copies. As soon as the door closed behind him, my friends and I started yelling the answers across the room. We didn't get caught. He thought that since we were in the only advanced class in our grade we were mature.
    Oh how wrong he was.
    This is literally how my high school works...

  8. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 17, 2013 11:00pm EDT
    My Pathetic, Real Life Fails
    So I was practicing my dance that I've done almost a hundred times and I hopped about three inches off the ground and somehow my ankle rolled, cracked, then popped. It hurt so badly but stupid me keeps dancing in horrible pain. Then I put it in a flexible brace and limped around for a while. The next day I was getting out of a church pew and banged my ankle on it. Hard. Then later I was at my friends house and decided it was smart to play Just Dance 4. I was all into the dance and then hit my foot on her eliptical. And fell to the ground in pain as she continued to laugh and dance. And that is why my ankle is still wrapped up. And I am still just limping around. Idiot over here.

  9. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 17, 2013 10:53pm EDT
    My Pathetic, Real Life Fails
    Mom: Life's unfair, get used to it.
    Little brother: Yeah it is!
    Me: You don't know squat
    Him: Yes I do
    Him: *Gets up and starts doing squats*
    Me: You are way to quick witted for a seven year old.
    And that is how I got shown up by a seven year old.

  10. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 17, 2013 10:49pm EDT
    My Pathetic, Real Life Fails
    So I had my headphones in, music blasting, computer on, and light on and started to fall asleep. I was almost there when something propelled me to open my eyes. I did and standing at the end of my bed were two blurry figures looking at me. I neary had a heart attack. I ripped out my headphones and blinkd several times to unblur my contacts to see it was my dad and brother looking for one of my old CD players. I swear I nearly died from a heart attack.

  11. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 17, 2013 9:19pm EDT
    Is there any chance you will kiss the person you have feelings for?
    Possibly...he's so hard to read!
    Do any of your friends have children?
    no...
    What was the last thing you ate?
    Bagel Bites and Ice cream :D
    Did any particular thing brighten up your day today?
    Reading my story and not being ashamed of it...
    Did your last outing involve the police?
    One drove by after I jay walked...and I waved to him...
    Did you go outside for more than thirty minutes today?
    Yes...I almost died...not...
    How has the past week been for you?
    Tiresome and frustrating
    Do you currently have a hickey?
    That would involve people and I try to limit my association with them in real life...lol so no...
    Did you sleep alone last night?
    Well, I mean I got to cuddle with a few pillows but as I said before...I don't like people...
    Do you truly want someone dead?
    I don't know right now...
    Is there anywhere else you would rather be?
    Somewhere I could be myself...or on a cruise...a cruise would be nice
    Pick a word that starts with the first letter of your first name:
    Monkey
    In the past seventy-two hours, have you been under the influence?
    Nopeee
    One thing you're looking forward to?
    Freedom
    Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
    I might get some looks regarding my PJs but yes
    When was the last time something bothered you?
    Today
    What flavor in candy is your favorite?
    chocolate:)
    Are you a jeans and t-shirt type of person or do you prefer to dress up?
    Jeans and t-shirt...I'm lazy and comfortable
    What do you take pictures of the most?
    Friends and nature :)
    What song lyrics are stuck in your head?
    You Are More - Tenth Avenue North
    Do you like seafood or meat better?
    Vegetarian probs...
    Do you have any jewelry on?
    Nope
    How has your health been lately?
    Cramps, nearly sprained ankle, fever, but whatever
    Do you consider yourself to be healthy?
    I'm trying really hard (hopefully to lose some weight in the process)
    Was someone else in your room when you woke up this morning?
    No
    Are you currently expecting a text message from someone?
    No...#foreveralone
    Are you able to grab your cell phone without moving from where you are now?
    Yes
    If you're an only child, do you wish you had any siblings?
    I have four brothers...I'm good
    What flavor ice cream did you last have?
    Chocolate Fuddge Brownie
    Is your hair short, medium or long?
    Medium
    What was the last television show you watched?
    Friends x)
    Are you cold right now?
    Nope
    Do you sometimes sleep on the couch?
    Not usually
    Are you missing someone?
    Not really 'cause we normally don't hang out anyway
    Do you think you're too lazy?
    It was 70 degrees today and I went outside for an hour then came in and sat at my computer until dance...so yes
    Have you ever actually seen someone fall on a banana peel?
    Yes XD on TV
    Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
    Mostly, unless I know I'll never see them again and try to embarrass my friends in front of them

  12. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 16, 2013 11:55pm EDT
    30 day challenge
    day 1- 15 facts about you
    day 2- the initials of the person you loved for the longest.
    day 3- you closest friends to you
    day 4- the thing you most fear
    day 5- the saddest moment in your life
    day 6- favorite sport(s)
    day 7- favorite song
    day 8- you deepest secret
    day 9- first impression on the guy you like now
    day 10- last time you cried
    day 11- thing closest to your heart
    day 12- when you hear this song you cry
    day 13- place wanna visit really badly
    day 14- favorite book
    day 15- favorite animal
    day 16- favorite show
    day 17- last time someone hurt you
    day 18- the story behind your life
    day 19- person who scares you the most
    day 20- last major injury
    day 21- favorite youtube video
    day 22- phone type
    day 23- biggest confection
    day 24- last break up
    day 25- last heart break
    day 26- the day you regret the most
    day 27- first friend
    day 28- favorite drink
    day 29- a letter to someone in your family
    day 30- a letter to a friend
    So I'm terrible at remembering to do these so I'm going to do them all at once.
    day 1 - 1. I love to write.
    2. I never let anyone see what I write (usually)
    3. I love to read.
    4. I love to watch murder mysteries.
    5. I am a vegetarian.
    6. I often feel invisible.
    7. I am a huge nerd.
    8. My favorite color is blue.
    9. My favorite number is 7.
    10. I don't trust easily.
    11. I love to dance.
    12. I love to sing.
    13. I am a terrible singer.
    14. I am a perfectionist.
    15. I get stressed out very easily.
    day 2 - I don't think I've ever been in love before. I've never had a boyfriends so...
    day 3 - Anna, Shannon, Jen and Samira I guess...
    day 4 - Never having a chance at love, suffocating/drowning, people touching my neck...
    day 5 - Probably when my gram moved in and I saw what a toll it took on my mom.
    day 6 - dance
    day 7 - Probably Dienchanted by My Chemical Romance or Forever and Always by Parachute.
    day 8 - I don't consider a lot of my 'friends' to be good friends which makes it hard for me to get close to them.
    day 9 - Goofy
    day 10 - last week
    day 11 - my cross
    day 12 - I don't cry at songs
    day 13 - Somewhere no one knows my name
    day 14 - Can't pick a favorite
    day 15 - Hedgehogs
    day 16 - Bones
    day 17 - Mentally? Today
    day 18 - My story? Basically I've been bullied since first grade and don't trust anyone anymore. I perceive people as self centered and arrogant with no regards for other people unless you prove me to think otherwise.
    day 19 - Anyone who knows anything about me and can use it against me
    day 20 - I think I sprained my ankle Saturday...
    day 21 - Oh I can't choose but I love danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil and nigahiga and JennaMarbles...yeah
    day 22 - A terrible verizon extravert that constanty turns off when I try to send a message
    day 23 - Confection? What?
    day 24 - Never had a boyfriend
    day 25 - Never had a boyfriend therefore no ones ever broken my heart
    day 26 - So so so many to choose from...Let's just say I've made a lot of mistakes I wish I could change
    day 27 - Erica
    day 28 - water
    day 29 - Thank you guys for always being there for me I love you guys.I don't know what else to say. Sorry,
    day 30 - I wish I could rely on you more. I wish you would think of me and my feelings for a few minutes before you start insulting and teasing me again. I wish a lot of things. But I know you won't change. Sorry. That's how I feel.

  13. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 16, 2013 4:51pm EDT
    Only I can screw up a sandwich so badly the bread is almost completely shredded...

  14. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 16, 2013 4:22pm EDT
    Everybody is a genius.
    But if you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree,
    it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid.
    - Albert Einstein

  15. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 16, 2013 4:13pm EDT
    As a general rule, I always must have some sort of background noise. It can never be quiet. Because then I end up thinking. And I'm afraid to go there. I'm afraid of getting too caught up and lost. I'm afraid of remembering.

  16. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 15, 2013 3:29pm EDT
    Please, if you believe in it, pray for Boston. There was just an explosion towards the finish line of a huge marathon. Not many details about it yet but please keep it in mind. I am so sorry.

  17. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 15, 2013 3:17pm EDT
    My cousins and I were weird children...
    ~ We would have contests seeing who could stand barefoot on the hot pavement the longest without moving our feet.
    ~ We would see who could open our eyes underwater in the ocean
    ~ We made up a game of house so realistic I had nightmares about the murderer in it and I refused to watch a TV show because the main character had the same name as the villain in our game.
    ...we were not normal...

  18. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 15, 2013 3:11pm EDT
    My mind is so confusing. My thoughts so lost and tangled.
    I wonder...if there was a day I said nothing but the truth, would I find out who I really am?

  19. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 15, 2013 3:07pm EDT
    I don't always lose my phone but when I do it's on silent.
    No I always lose my phone.

  20. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 13, 2013 12:40am EDT
    I don't really feel sorry for many people's petty problems when I know what real ones are and have experienced them. (Still am actually). But I'm a damn good actress.

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