My Pathetic, Real Life Fails So today I walked into math late and as soon as I walked into the class everyone started singing happy birthday to me and I didn't know what to do so I sat in my seat in the back of the class and took out my books while they were singing...It was awkward and my teacher just stood by my desk the entire time looking at me expectantly adn I didn't know what to do so I stared at my desk...Awkward
Today in Chemistry, I asked this kid where the calcium chloride was and he went over and grabbed it off another table but the cute guy that I have a minor crush on started telling him that they weren't done using it so the kid started to say something back but I shrugged and said, "You can finish. It's no big deal. I'll just use it when you're done." And so my crush looked at me and stopped talking to the kid and he's like, "No it's okay. It's your birthday, you can use it now." And hee was smiling and I was smiling and it was just a very happy moment for me because it is probably the longest thing he ever said to me and I just can't. Sorry I had to tell someone and no one knows that I like him...except for all you people...
Why I'll be the best parent ever: When my teeneage child tells me that I'm the worst parent ever I'm going to respond with, "I'm glad you think that. Your father and I are getting a divorce and I'm giving him full custody of you." Then they'll freak out and I'll be like, "Nah I'm just kidding." Then they'll get all mad and I'll just be like, "Good, now you know to appreciate what you have. Like me." And again, my husband will just be there like, "Oh my God."
Why I'll be the best parent ever: When I get into a big fight with my future teenage child and they won't back down I'm just going to yell, "Thank God I'm not your biological mother!" Then I'll watch them freak out for a few minutes before saying, "Nah, I'm just kidding." And then they'll get all mad and I'll just be like, "That's what you get for giving me attitude." And then my husband will just be there like, "Oh my God."
On the second day of freshman year my AP class had a test on what we read over the summer. My teacher left the room as soon as he passed out the test to make some copies. As soon as the door closed behind him, my friends and I started yelling the answers across the room. We didn't get caught. He thought that since we were in the only advanced class in our grade we were mature. Oh how wrong he was. This is literally how my high school works...
My Pathetic, Real Life Fails So I was practicing my dance that I've done almost a hundred times and I hopped about three inches off the ground and somehow my ankle rolled, cracked, then popped. It hurt so badly but stupid me keeps dancing in horrible pain. Then I put it in a flexible brace and limped around for a while. The next day I was getting out of a church pew and banged my ankle on it. Hard. Then later I was at my friends house and decided it was smart to play Just Dance 4. I was all into the dance and then hit my foot on her eliptical. And fell to the ground in pain as she continued to laugh and dance. And that is why my ankle is still wrapped up. And I am still just limping around. Idiot over here.
My Pathetic, Real Life Fails Mom: Life's unfair, get used to it. Little brother: Yeah it is! Me: You don't know squat Him: Yes I do Him: *Gets up and starts doing squats* Me: You are way to quick witted for a seven year old. And that is how I got shown up by a seven year old.
My Pathetic, Real Life Fails So I had my headphones in, music blasting, computer on, and light on and started to fall asleep. I was almost there when something propelled me to open my eyes. I did and standing at the end of my bed were two blurry figures looking at me. I neary had a heart attack. I ripped out my headphones and blinkd several times to unblur my contacts to see it was my dad and brother looking for one of my old CD players. I swear I nearly died from a heart attack.
Is there any chance you will kiss the person you have feelings for? Possibly...he's so hard to read! Do any of your friends have children? no... What was the last thing you ate? Bagel Bites and Ice cream :D Did any particular thing brighten up your day today? Reading my story and not being ashamed of it... Did your last outing involve the police? One drove by after I jay walked...and I waved to him... Did you go outside for more than thirty minutes today? Yes...I almost died...not... How has the past week been for you? Tiresome and frustrating Do you currently have a hickey? That would involve people and I try to limit my association with them in real life...lol so no... Did you sleep alone last night? Well, I mean I got to cuddle with a few pillows but as I said before...I don't like people... Do you truly want someone dead? I don't know right now... Is there anywhere else you would rather be? Somewhere I could be myself...or on a cruise...a cruise would be nice Pick a word that starts with the first letter of your first name: Monkey In the past seventy-two hours, have you been under the influence? Nopeee One thing you're looking forward to? Freedom Could you go out in public looking like you do now? I might get some looks regarding my PJs but yes When was the last time something bothered you? Today What flavor in candy is your favorite? chocolate:) Are you a jeans and t-shirt type of person or do you prefer to dress up? Jeans and t-shirt...I'm lazy and comfortable What do you take pictures of the most? Friends and nature :) What song lyrics are stuck in your head? You Are More - Tenth Avenue North Do you like seafood or meat better? Vegetarian probs... Do you have any jewelry on? Nope How has your health been lately? Cramps, nearly sprained ankle, fever, but whatever Do you consider yourself to be healthy? I'm trying really hard (hopefully to lose some weight in the process) Was someone else in your room when you woke up this morning? No Are you currently expecting a text message from someone? No...#foreveralone Are you able to grab your cell phone without moving from where you are now? Yes If you're an only child, do you wish you had any siblings? I have four brothers...I'm good What flavor ice cream did you last have? Chocolate Fuddge Brownie Is your hair short, medium or long? Medium What was the last television show you watched? Friends x) Are you cold right now? Nope Do you sometimes sleep on the couch? Not usually Are you missing someone? Not really 'cause we normally don't hang out anyway Do you think you're too lazy? It was 70 degrees today and I went outside for an hour then came in and sat at my computer until dance...so yes Have you ever actually seen someone fall on a banana peel? Yes XD on TV Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people? Mostly, unless I know I'll never see them again and try to embarrass my friends in front of them
30 day challenge day 1- 15 facts about you day 2- the initials of the person you loved for the longest. day 3- you closest friends to you day 4- the thing you most fear day 5- the saddest moment in your life day 6- favorite sport(s) day 7- favorite song day 8- you deepest secret day 9- first impression on the guy you like now day 10- last time you cried day 11- thing closest to your heart day 12- when you hear this song you cry day 13- place wanna visit really badly day 14- favorite book day 15- favorite animal day 16- favorite show day 17- last time someone hurt you day 18- the story behind your life day 19- person who scares you the most day 20- last major injury day 21- favorite youtube video day 22- phone type day 23- biggest confection day 24- last break up day 25- last heart break day 26- the day you regret the most day 27- first friend day 28- favorite drink day 29- a letter to someone in your family day 30- a letter to a friend So I'm terrible at remembering to do these so I'm going to do them all at once. day 1 - 1. I love to write. 2. I never let anyone see what I write (usually) 3. I love to read. 4. I love to watch murder mysteries. 5. I am a vegetarian. 6. I often feel invisible. 7. I am a huge nerd. 8. My favorite color is blue. 9. My favorite number is 7. 10. I don't trust easily. 11. I love to dance. 12. I love to sing. 13. I am a terrible singer. 14. I am a perfectionist. 15. I get stressed out very easily. day 2 - I don't think I've ever been in love before. I've never had a boyfriends so... day 3 - Anna, Shannon, Jen and Samira I guess... day 4 - Never having a chance at love, suffocating/drowning, people touching my neck... day 5 - Probably when my gram moved in and I saw what a toll it took on my mom. day 6 - dance day 7 - Probably Dienchanted by My Chemical Romance or Forever and Always by Parachute. day 8 - I don't consider a lot of my 'friends' to be good friends which makes it hard for me to get close to them. day 9 - Goofy day 10 - last week day 11 - my cross day 12 - I don't cry at songs day 13 - Somewhere no one knows my name day 14 - Can't pick a favorite day 15 - Hedgehogs day 16 - Bones day 17 - Mentally? Today day 18 - My story? Basically I've been bullied since first grade and don't trust anyone anymore. I perceive people as self centered and arrogant with no regards for other people unless you prove me to think otherwise. day 19 - Anyone who knows anything about me and can use it against me day 20 - I think I sprained my ankle Saturday... day 21 - Oh I can't choose but I love danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil and nigahiga and JennaMarbles...yeah day 22 - A terrible verizon extravert that constanty turns off when I try to send a message day 23 - Confection? What? day 24 - Never had a boyfriend day 25 - Never had a boyfriend therefore no ones ever broken my heart day 26 - So so so many to choose from...Let's just say I've made a lot of mistakes I wish I could change day 27 - Erica day 28 - water day 29 - Thank you guys for always being there for me I love you guys.I don't know what else to say. Sorry, day 30 - I wish I could rely on you more. I wish you would think of me and my feelings for a few minutes before you start insulting and teasing me again. I wish a lot of things. But I know you won't change. Sorry. That's how I feel.
As a general rule, I always must have some sort of background noise. It can never be quiet. Because then I end up thinking. And I'm afraid to go there. I'm afraid of getting too caught up and lost. I'm afraid of remembering.
My cousins and I were weird children... ~ We would have contests seeing who could stand barefoot on the hot pavement the longest without moving our feet. ~ We would see who could open our eyes underwater in the ocean ~ We made up a game of house so realistic I had nightmares about the murderer in it and I refused to watch a TV show because the main character had the same name as the villain in our game. ...we were not normal...