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ProfessorPickle

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Member Since: 5 Nov 2011 06:21pm

Last Seen: 19 Dec 2019 07:01am

user id: 234625

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  1. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 4:17pm UTC
    “When someone’s been gone a long time, at first you save up all the things you want to tell them. You try to keep track of everything in your head. But it’s like trying to hold on to a fistful of sand: all the little bits slip out of your hands, and then you’re just clutching air and grit.”

    Jenny Han, To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before

  2. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 4:15pm UTC
    I have my mother's mouth and my father's eyes; on my face they are still together.

  3. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 2:39am UTC
    Les petites filles aiment les poupées, Les petits garçons aiment les soldats,
    Les grandes filles aiment les soldats, Les grands garçons aiment les poupées.
    ~
    Little girls like dolls, little boys like soldiers
    Big girls like soldiers, big boys like dolls

  4. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    ♥ Love is not a pie - hand out your eight slices and you are done.
    ∏ Love is pi - irrational & never ending.

  5. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    'Vitamin C' is Spanish for 'Vitamin Yes'

  6. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    Tomorrow is the first blank page
    of a 365 page book, write a good one.
    Here's to a good 2014!

  7. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 8:59am UTC
    Plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for
    and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family.

  8. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    The journey satisfies more than the destination
    when you have good music and the world to take in.

  9. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 3:08am UTC
    night thinking,
    day dreaming.

  10. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 3:05am UTC
    You're my serendipity
    I wasn't looking for you
    I wasn't expecting you
    But I'm very lucky I met you.

  11. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    Sitting here thinking, one day I'm not going to go to school tomorrow. One
    day I'm not going to be able to see my friends everyday anymore. One day
    we're going to grow old and forget half of the people we spent the first
    18 years of our lives with. One day some people are going to move away.
    One day me and my bestfriend wont talk to eachother everyday like we
    used to. One day our young loves wont be around anymore. One day I'm
    probably not going to speak to half of my closest friends I had at school.
    One day life wont be this easy. One day all my favourite bands and musicians
    will stop making music. One day all the things that made me happy when
    I was young wont exist. One day my parents wont be around anymore.
    One day I'll forget all the amazing times I had with my friends. One day I'm
    going to be too old to do all the things I loved to do. One day life will change.
    I say I want to grow up so much. One day I'm going to regret wanting to
    grow up so quickly. One day life wont be the same.

  12. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    I honestly hate hate hate when you don't know where you stand with someone

  13. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    Wonderwall
    won - der - wall , adjective
    Someone you find yourself thinking about all the time,
    that one person that you are completely and utterly infatuated with.

  14. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 10:56am UTC
    I'm sorry petal, but you are way to attractive to be talking to me

  15. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    I don't need someone to agree with me when I say "I need to go to sleep."
    I need someone who says "Stay up with me instead." And that's the reason why
    I can't continue on like nothing is wrong, because you don't get me.

  16. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    If watermelon exists why doesn't earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
    The elemons

  17. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    I remember this one time on holiday when I was 6, I went to this holiday kids club thing.
    We had to do a paired activity so I went with this girl the same age as me.
    There was this supervisor that would call everyone sweatpea, chicken, muffin etc.. (as you do?)
    So this ratchet a/s/s girl told me that when that supervisor called you chicken or sweetpea,
    she wanted to eat you. I literally cried the whole time I was there thinking this woman was some cray canibal.
    This is why I have trust issues

  18. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL GERMAN MONEY GERMONEY?

  19. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper
    both have the same middle names
    Coincidence? I think not.

  20. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    HAVE FUN.

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