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VintageParis

1. VintageParis
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   July 7, 2013 7:12pm UTC
   atleast men and women agree on one thing. They both don't trust women
   
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2. VintageParis
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   July 7, 2013 7:03pm UTC
   F.ucking stop it right meow, I'm not kitten around
   
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3. VintageParis
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   July 7, 2013 7:00pm UTC
   Hoes be like "hoes be like.." but they be the hoes that be like..
   
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4. VintageParis
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   July 7, 2013 6:55pm UTC
   Women spend more time thinking about what men think about than men actually spend thinking
   
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5. VintageParis
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   July 7, 2013 6:53pm UTC
   weight should be like virginity, once you lose it you can't get it back
   
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6. VintageParis
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   July 7, 2013 6:51pm UTC
   Why do girls associate their selfies with deep yet irrelevant thoughts?
   
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7. VintageParis
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   July 7, 2013 6:47pm UTC
   The good thing about having no friends is that i'm always the attractive one
   
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8. VintageParis
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   June 28, 2013 1:41pm UTC
   Girl are you a shoelace cause you need to knot
   
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9. VintageParis
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   June 28, 2013 1:39pm UTC
   *Looks at potato*
   *looks at french fry*
   Puberty did you well
   
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10. VintageParis
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    June 28, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    if i'm walking behind you and you're walking slow, just know that i'm planning your death
    
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11. VintageParis
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    June 28, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    take your age and add five years to it. that's your age in five years. mindblown!
    
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12. VintageParis
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    June 28, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    pull out my headphones and I'll pull out your lungs
    
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13. VintageParis
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    June 28, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    If you got it, Flaunt it.
    Class not a.ss
    class+a.ss=Beyonce
    
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14. VintageParis
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    June 28, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    my only two moods during school are tired and no
    
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15. VintageParis
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    June 28, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    when you open the front camera by accident and you look like a deformed elephant with a triple chin
    
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16. VintageParis
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    June 28, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside
    
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17. VintageParis
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    June 28, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    an app that texts you when the light turns green
    
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18. VintageParis
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    June 28, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    arguing with girls:
    are you right?
    ____|____
    | |
    yes no
    |________|
    |
    You lose
    
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19. VintageParis
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    June 28, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    lana del rey releases a perfume
    lana del spray
    
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20. VintageParis
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    June 28, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    an app that texts you when the light turns green
    
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