what if i cut off all my hair
and people stopped staring
and you started
and i quit worrying about neck pain

what if i cut off all my hair
and my coworkers poked fun
and you didn't dare
and i shrugged it off cos i could see

what if i cut off all my hair
and my family thanked me
and you hugged me when i cried
cos i didn't want it to be a big deal 

what if i cut off all my hair
and my friends didn't recognize me
and you begged and begged
but i just grew it back

(it was a long year and i knew
you just liked that strands didn't
get caught in your mouth when
we kissed)