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Birthday: August 10

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hi, i'm dayne and i don't do much but

( this isn't me, but aren't they lovely? )
  1. Draconequus* Draconequus*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2016 5:44pm UTC
    it's not that this song is about her
    a l l s o n g s a r e a b o u t h e r

  2. Draconequus* Draconequus*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2016 2:57pm UTC
    i'm useless, but not for long

  3. Draconequus* Draconequus*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2016 2:43pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. Draconequus* Draconequus*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2016 11:59am UTC
    You think it's that easy?
    you should be begging on your hands and knees

  5. Draconequus* Draconequus*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2015 6:37pm UTC
    all i could do was love you hard
    and let you go

  6. Draconequus* Draconequus*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2015 1:28pm UTC
    but the fact remains that there is still hair in your face
    and none to brush it away

  7. Draconequus* Draconequus*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2015 2:48pm UTC
    i w i l l n o t a p o l o g i z e

  8. Draconequus* Draconequus*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2015 2:00am UTC
    you claim you are souless
    (you are souless)
    you claim you cannot love
    (love has nothing on you)
    I have witnessed your softness
    (am I gentle?)
    i have seen you trust
    (i trust you)

  9. Draconequus* Draconequus*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2015 11:00pm UTC
    Answer these questions as jaunestly as you can (Tag the users you want to fill this out...):
    1. What were you thinking when you chose your username? (Seriously, what the fck?)
    Honestly, I was thinking about Discord. #MLP5ever
    2. Why is EmptyAshtray always online? (Seriously, go eat something. I fear for you.)
    Oh my word, but you're right...
    3. What made you cry last?
    Watching Perks of Being a Wallflower. (fck you noah <3)
    4. Is Patrick your bae? (Trick question, he's MY bae and mine only.)
    5. Fat Amy or Fat Patricia?
    Fat Amy
    6. Who you gonna call?
    Now I have that song stuck in my head.
    7. Do you ship Tasty?
    More than most.
    8. Can you pronounce asdjfkl;?
    10. Yes diggity?
    No--I like the way you work it.
    11. Do you know the muffin man?
    Now I've got THIS song stuck in my head.
    12. Who are you gay for? (If you are gay, who are you straight for?)
    What do I put down if I'm bisexual? Uhhh EMILY
    13. Are you friends with Loudest_Scream?
    Eh, she's all right.
    14. If no, WHY NOT!?!?
    15. I'm ending this survey/quiz thing just so you can take the time to become friends with her, go now!

  10. Draconequus* Draconequus*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed Someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Helped someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from the library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Had an online diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at a lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12 (I wish I could cross this out more than once)
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone who had a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Suffered any form of abuse
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did “spirit day” at school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo (SOO CLOSEEE)
    Had something pierced
    Got straight As
    Been on the honor roll
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS


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