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mom: ayeee, don't go talking to pervs.
me: I'm not attractive enough for them to be interested.
me: pervs have standards, too.
mom: *gives me money.*

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mom: ayeee, don't go talking to pervs. me: I'm not attractive

7 faves · Jun 7, 2014 8:40am

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mom: ayeee, don't go talking to pervs. me: I'm not attractive

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Dishonored*

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funny · lol · life · true · haha · seriouslytho · andthentheresme · stemmedfromalongassconversation · thatmakesmefeelshitty · becauseitisbasicallyeveryonethinkingmysisterissohot · whoissonot · youcantbuyselfesteemma · quote