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1. Dishonored*
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2014 8:40am UTC
   mom: ayeee, don't go talking to pervs.
   me: I'm not attractive enough for them to be interested.
   me: pervs have standards, too.
   mom: *gives me money.*
   
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2. ChocoTaco
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2013 7:21pm UTC
   I bet most of you guys here on Witty
   Are actually really popular in school, and you just pretend to be losers so the Internet accepts you.
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 317 points

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