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today, my sister and I literally
argued in petsmart's parking
lot for 10 minutes because I
found a dollar, and we were
both too afraid to go back in
the store to turn it in (since it
was only $1 and the people
were really mean), but none
of us wanted it. basically the
entire time was "here, you
keep it." "you.  I don't want it."
"I don't either." until we came
up with the solution to just
give it to my mom because
we both felt dirty keeping $1
that wasn't ours.

bada
.sses.
(yeah, that's sarcasm.)

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