Please leave format credit to 1986! Our entire lives spent testing formulas, less trial more error, figuring out how to make people stay just a bit longer – how does it feel to not have to do the math, today? “
I wrote you a letter today, confessing my love. Handed it to you, told you to read it at the end of the day so when you did, you couldn't see my face. Placed it in your hands and walked away. School let out, I went to my good friend and muttered, " I'm really nervous." and she looked at me with wide eyes, and whispered, " Oh, Linds.. she has a girlfriend. " My heart sank. My heart broke. My heart crumbled in a lot of unfixable parts. I should've asked before, I swear I didn't know. I don't think I can face you again. But eventually I will, because you're my best friend. 10 years, we've been together. And look at what I've done. </3
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June 13, 2015 11:10pm UTC
Okay so today this comedian was telling us a story about how one time he was putting on a show and everyone was laughing except for these guys in their 20s wearing basketball jerseys right in the front row. Well, he decided to give them a scare, so he started to make basketball jokes so that they could get involved. Then, he took a basketball from props backstage, and he threw it right at the face of the one who seemed to not care the most wearing sunglasses. The guy didn't do anything, and the ball hit him right in the head as he fell over. To his utter surprise, the guy's friends all started laughing hysterically, saying, "He's blind! He's blind!" The comedian could barely see under the heavy spotlights, so he put a hand to his forehead and peered down at the audience. There, he saw a golden retriever who appeared to be his seeing-eye dog. And that, my friends, was what he deemed his worst show ever. <
1. Get a grip. 2. What is WRONG with you? 3. It's not him, it's you. 4. Maybe it's everything?? 5. It's you. It's f(u)cking always you. 6. Why are you so god(d)amn jumpy? 7. Seriously. STOP. 8. Hedoesntcarehedoesntcarehedoesntcare. 9. Feelings don't have an off switch, so stop apologizing for what you can't control. 10. You're on your own. Ten things I said to myself today.
Dear friend, I must apologize to you because you are nothing but good to us, and we forgot to wish you a happy birthday yesterday. So a great delayed happy birthday from all of us. Friend we love you. And good luck with your first driving lesson today! -BLJA -manly Alex