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Okay so let me get this straight, Twilight is a book about an emotionless, boring, weak girl who falls in love with a sparkly vampire who can't decide if he wants her or not. And later, the vampire blackmails her by forcing her to marry him in exchange for sexual intercourse, which leads to her becoming a teen mom. She then dies and her sparkly husband bites her, forcing her into extreme pain for three days. Meanwhile, her childhood best friend that is a werewolf becomes a pedophile and falls in love with her daughter because he couldn't get the mother...?
 
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Okay so let me get this straight, Twilight is a book about an

80 faves · 36 comments · Jan 27, 2014 5:29pm

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*sammi* · 9 years ago
Well that's a whole new way to look.at it I guess. This is pretty accurate tho :p
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* Sabaism * happy birthday! · 9 years ago
Oh my god people are still commenting on this sdgasdgasrfsdga
You are fantastic.
You rock
Rock on, little cherry, rock on.
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*sammi* · 9 years ago
I'm sorry I have the tendency to comment on quotes that were made like in 1995.
Wow I am loving the compliments. Thank you c:
I'll be the best rockin cherry you've ever come across
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* Sabaism * happy birthday! · 9 years ago
Don't be sorry, you probably just made my day omfl
No, no. Thank you
Ye, you will be omfl
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mariah_love1369 · 1 decade ago
this is so incorrect i can't stop laughing
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* Sabaism * happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
I'm glad you find it funny xo
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candy* · 1 decade ago
yep pretty much, i starting to hate twilight after Eclipse i found out about them having a baby,I'm not sure why but i didn't like the idea of the last film being like that ;/
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ScarletSouls · 1 decade ago
But, you gotta admit, it sounds pretty interesting ;)
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IKnewYouWereTrouble · 1 decade ago
Do you even understand how much of a winner you are right now or
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whereismymind · 1 decade ago
Yup, that about sums it up.....
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* Sabaism * happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
Lolyey
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Amenah · 1 decade ago
um

you forgot that the bad guys live on a different content and really don't give a sh*t.
jeez
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* Sabaism * happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
Lolright. Sorry about that xo
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Amenah · 1 decade ago
its not ok
jeeeeeeeeez
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* Sabaism * happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
Love me, please? ;-;
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Amenah · 1 decade ago
not sure how to respond to this
so i'll just go with OK(;
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chachawawabubu · 1 decade ago
Best summary ever
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justkiddiing · 1 decade ago
I don't think you read the book at all. that's the movie, in the book it's entirely differend
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
I dunno the book seemed exactly like that, and I read all four of them. She just left out the fact that he was kind of abusive (emotionally)
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justkiddiing · 1 decade ago
I don't think that she's emotionless at all in the books, I mean serious, she has A LOT of emotions, and it's about a teen so that's not far fetched. Edward knows exactly that he wants her. She didn't marry him to have but to become a vampire; "falls in love" is also not even close to the term you should use when it's about the wherewolfs. maybe you think he was "emotionally abusive" but I didn't read any ofthat, what I did find was that the book had asomewhat creative story(it was before all the vampire shizzle) with fun carracters(I have laughed a lot while reading these) and you migh say that I don't have a taste in books, and I wouldn't dissagree because it's a matter of taste. But I do want to add I also read lot's of clasics and this is not because this aint the best book in the world that the whole internet has to pretendit's worthless
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* Sabaism * happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
I havn't done either xo
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 1 decade ago
If you're old enough to be legally married, then should you really still be considered a teen mom?
Just wondering because in my opinion, if you're over eighteen and being a responsible adult, I guess I don't consider you a "teen mom". Idk, just me? Lol.
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* Sabaism * happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
Still a teen. ;D
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BreeeFayy* · 1 decade ago
twilight is my favorite book.
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* Sabaism * happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
I didn't mean to offend you
I am so sorry.
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BreeeFayy* · 1 decade ago
sorry i was in a bad mood. You didn't offend me at all.
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* Sabaism * happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
It's fine, luscious. I hope you feel better ;o
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lynzee · 1 decade ago
Well when you put it like that
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
I liked twilight...
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* Sabaism * happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
Aweh. I don't want to offend those who like Twilight. Tbh, I've never seen it. I just found this really funny. I'm sorry, love ;c
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AnnaBeth_cx · 1 decade ago
lol didnt offend me, i truly dont really like twilight but i was just sayin..like he doesnt really force her lol
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* Sabaism * happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
#Neverseenit
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
Its funny, and true, lol

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* Sabaism * happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
Oh. Oml. I thought I offended you. ;-;
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AnnaBeth_cx · 1 decade ago
Lmfao, but he doesnt really force her to marry him?
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