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  1. shouldicontinue shouldicontinue
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2017 9:24am UTC
    the feeling of despair
    and sadness seep
    through my brain,
    slowly creeping into
    the back of my mind,
    leading my thoughts
    to a sudden stop.
    my hands rush to
    the tissues, taking
    two or three at once.
    hurriedly wiping at
    the spilled coffee that
    quickly spread over my
    the screen flickers
    on to off
    off to on
    screen flickers once more,
    before giving a sigh,
    a sputter,
    and then black.

  2. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2015 6:35pm UTC
    Hello, I am back.
    I just came to say
    Please actually like posts
    Rather than ignoring it.

  3. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2014 4:57pm UTC
    I'm (still) fabulous.

  4. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2014 1:09pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 23
    He knows how to make my day. <3

  5. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2014 11:52pm UTC
    "If I'm attracted to someone, when my phone lights up with the text from that person, I grin at it stupidly."

  6. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 2:38pm UTC
    All I need's a little love in my lifeAll I need's a little love in the darkA little but I'm hoping it might kick startMe and my broken heart

  7. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 2:34pm UTC
    What do Nuclear Phyisicists have for lunch?FISSION CHIPSHa. Ha. Ha.I desperately need a life.

  8. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 4:32pm UTC
    Me: * swag dances in to kitchen singing*         I like peeenacolaadasMom: *wtf look*Me: what?Mum: For a second I thought you were gonna say p'nisMe: *.......*

  9. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 3:04pm UTC
    if these sheets were the states
    and you were miles away
    id fold them over the end
    and bring you closer to me ♥

  10. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    “When he shall die,
    Take him and cut him out in little stars,
    And he will make the face of heaven so fine
    That all the world will be in love with night
    And pay no worship to the garish sun.”

  11. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 4:53pm UTC
    W.T.F?Where's The Food?

  12. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 6:59pm UTC
    "Kittykinging. The act of being so freaking adorable that adorable doesn't quite cover it. It is also known as Joshclouding." -Lyric.
    I love you lyric! thats so adorabubble! :3

  13. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:42pm UTC
    How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
    I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
    My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
    For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
    I love thee to the level of everyday's
    Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
    I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
    I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
    I love thee with a passion put to use
    In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
    I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
    With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,
    Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
    I shall but love thee better after death.

  14. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 4:03pm UTC
    A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
    “Not yet,” said the little boy.
    His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
    Well, he’s a little pis$ed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
    “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.
    “Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren’t getting any milk.”
    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
    The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “You gonna tell him or should I?”

  15. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 2:56pm UTC
    Biology teacher: Here are some x-rays... this boy broke his wrist jumping over a fence... and here-
    Senior in the classroom for some reason: Are you sure he wasn't packin' his dip? *does dip packing motion*
    Biology teacher: And here are the pelvic bones of both men and women... notice how the women's are more-
    Same senior: *draws penís under the male hipbones*
    Cactus in Mexico:
    Teacher: *ferociously rubs penís... off the board*

  16. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 9:19pm UTC
    Make like a tree and slowly, imperceptibly, stalk humans before striking one day when no one else is looking.

  17. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 2:41pm UTC
    If I ask you what you love the answers would likely roll off your tongue. You love to read, you love to write you love birds, music, tattoos. Your mum, your dad, your sister, your bestfriend. How long do you think you could go on before you said "I love myself".

  18. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 7:33pm UTC
    Great, just another screw up.

  19. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 11:19am UTC

  20. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 11:51am UTC
    *cue blurred lines*
    food : i know you want it
    laptop : i know you want it
    witty : i know you want it
    textbooks : but you're a good girl


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