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how my mother works

me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

 
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how my mother works me: mom i got all A's mom: me: mom i

80 faves · 5 comments · Jan 12, 2014 9:26am

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dreamer* · 1 decade ago
ε οχι παλι,η μαμα σου μια χαρα ειναι cx
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
OMG THIS IS SO TRUE HOW DID YOU KNOW
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polinaagoldberg* · 1 decade ago
Okay I like the first two but the "mom I don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant" is just ridiculous. I know it's meant to be a joke, but I have when people have the mindset where they're proud of themselves for not doing drugs. Congrats, you're not throwing your life away, that doesn't necessarily mean you're doing anything good either. You're not doing anyone a favour by not destroying your body or getting pregnant at a young age. That's a norm, not something particularly amazing.
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polinaagoldberg* · 1 decade ago
hate*
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Sophie* · 1 decade ago
hahahahhhaah so true x3
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