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Sophie*

Status: I cant believe this website still exists

Member Since: 19 Sep 2013 03:00pm

Last Seen: 11 Jun 2019 03:21am

Birthday: March 20

Location: Greece

Gender: F

user id: 371909

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  1. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 11:16am EDT
    Mom: Why is everything on the floor?
    Me: gravity mom

  2. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 2:51am EST
    me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
    clock: 8:00
    me: *pretends i didn’t see*

  3. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 9:19am EST
    Rest of the World:Kilometers
    America:No
    Rest of the World:Celsius
    America:No
    Rest of the World:Daylight savings was last week
    America:NO
    Rest of the World:day month year
    America:No
    Rest of the World:drives on right side of the street
    America:HELL YESSSS
    UK:wait

  4. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 8:08am EST
    Me:Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
    Parents:Ok, cool.
    Me:Your luggage is outside

  5. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 8:18am EST
    me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
    announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

  6. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 8:30am EST
    Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye ma.sturbation

  7. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 7:24am EST
    click to see this quote

  8. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 1:29pm EST
    "You only care about yourself" well duh who else is going to do it

  9. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 9:31am EST
    IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU CAN
    FALL IN LOVE WITH A PERSON YOU
    DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE FIRST
    TIME YOU MEET THEM.

  10. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:12am EST
    Sitting with my parents watching a movie and suddenly the actors make out
    me: awkward...

  11. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 6:59am EST
    me: *hears laughing fom 49262 miles away*
    me: i know they're laughing at me i just know it

  12. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 3:45am EST
    scientist: on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
    me: you mean per day
    scientist: what
    me: what

  13. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:34pm EST
    Me:
    Parents:
    Me:
    Parents:
    Me: ''Puts earbuds in''
    Parents: iebdwibtifhd
    Me: what
    Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
    Me: what
    Me: ''takes out earbuds''
    Parents:
    Parents:
    Me: ''puts earbuds back
    Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
    Me: what

  14. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 9:36am EST
    I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

  15. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:41pm EST
    What i should be doing: Homework
    What i wish i was doing: Cuddling up with you in bed watching movied and eating pizza
    What i am doing: witty

  16. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:39pm EST
    me: wears pajamas
    me: showers
    me: changes into clean pajamas

  17. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 9:01am EST
    friend: wanna hang out?
    me: let me ask my mom
    me: *doesn't ask*
    me: she said no

  18. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 8:39am EST
    society: be yourself
    society: no not like that

  19. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 9:43am EST
    (◡‿◡✿)
    (◡‿◡✿)
    (◡‿◡✿)
    (⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

  20. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:10pm EST
    Me: For christmas i want a boyfriend
    Santa: Let's be realistic

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