Sophie*'s Quotes

Sophie*
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December 10, 2013 12:04pm UTC

according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams

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Sophie*
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November 20, 2013 10:48am UTC

im annoyed that i dont make time for study, im annoyed that my grades are slipping and im annoyed that there is nobody else to blame but myself

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Sophie*
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November 20, 2013 10:37am UTC

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago

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Sophie*
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November 10, 2013 8:44am UTC

So i was secretly dying my sister's hair with chalk and she was playing on my ipod and she was like:
Sister: What are you doing with my hair?
Me: *puts the chalk away...*
Me: ohhh you know nothing just playing around with your hair......

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Sophie*
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October 30, 2013 1:02pm UTC

HOW TO MURDER SOMEONE:
Tell them
you love them
and never
talk to them
again.

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Sophie*
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October 27, 2013 6:56am UTC

My sister is gonna move into my room in a few months and i am like:
me:you're gonna hate this room when you'll come.
sister: why?
me: because i'm gonna be in it.

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Sophie*
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October 25, 2013 9:16am UTC

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity
alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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Sophie*
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October 14, 2013 9:35am UTC

wow this is a cute bra I can’t wait till no one sees me in it

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Sophie*
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October 14, 2013 9:31am UTC

I suck at texting unless:
-I am in a relationship with you
-You are my mom
-I need something
-Me and you are close as f.uck

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Sophie*
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October 10, 2013 9:10am UTC

me: hi
other person: (no respond)
me thinking: awkard....

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Sophie*
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October 10, 2013 9:04am UTC

"what are you getting all dressed up for"
"mom i’m taking a selfie"

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Sophie*
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October 4, 2013 10:28am UTC

I HATE IT WHEN I AM OUT WITH MY TWIN AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE:
People: Oohhh are you twinss???
Me: No we are turtles..... YES WE ARE! -.-

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Sophie*
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September 28, 2013 9:45am UTC

Boyfriend's mom: I've heard alot about you.
Girlfriend: Really? I've heard alot about you too.
Boyfriend's mom: What's that's supposed to mean?
Girlfriend: Whatever you meant.

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Sophie*
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September 26, 2013 11:44am UTC

I like those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and
then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all

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Sophie*
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September 25, 2013 1:24pm UTC

90% of conversations with me
me: who is that
me: what are you talking about
me: i don't know what that is
me: wait what

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Sophie*
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September 21, 2013 3:30am UTC

*raises hand in class* can i jump out the window

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Sophie*
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September 21, 2013 3:20am UTC

OMG!! NEW WITTY LAYOUT !!