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Sophie*

Status: I cant believe this website still exists

Member Since: 19 Sep 2013 03:00pm

Last Seen: 11 Jun 2019 03:21am

Birthday: March 20

Location: Greece

Gender: F

user id: 371909

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Sophie*
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 11:16am UTC

Mom: Why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom

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Sophie*
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February 15, 2014 2:51am UTC

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
clock: 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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Sophie*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 9:19am UTC

Rest of the World:Kilometers
America:No
Rest of the World:Celsius
America:No
Rest of the World:Daylight savings was last week
America:NO
Rest of the World:day month year
America:No
Rest of the World:drives on right side of the street
America:HELL YESSSS
UK:wait

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Sophie*
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 8:08am UTC

Me:Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents:Ok, cool.
Me:Your luggage is outside

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Sophie*
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 8:18am UTC

me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

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Sophie*
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 8:30am UTC

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye ma.sturbation

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Sophie*
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 7:24am UTC

click to see this quote

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Sophie*
posted a quote
January 24, 2014 1:29pm UTC

"You only care about yourself" well duh who else is going to do it

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Sophie*
posted a quote
January 14, 2014 9:31am UTC

IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU CAN
FALL IN LOVE WITH A PERSON YOU
DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE FIRST
TIME YOU MEET THEM.

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Sophie*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 8:12am UTC

Sitting with my parents watching a movie and suddenly the actors make out
me: awkward...

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Sophie*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 6:59am UTC

me: *hears laughing fom 49262 miles away*
me: i know they're laughing at me i just know it

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Sophie*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 3:45am UTC

scientist: on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what

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Sophie*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:34pm UTC

Me:
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me: ''Puts earbuds in''
Parents: iebdwibtifhd
Me: what
Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
Me: what
Me: ''takes out earbuds''
Parents:
Parents:
Me: ''puts earbuds back
Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
Me: what

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Sophie*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 9:36am UTC

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

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Sophie*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 12:41pm UTC

What i should be doing: Homework
What i wish i was doing: Cuddling up with you in bed watching movied and eating pizza
What i am doing: witty

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Sophie*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 12:39pm UTC

me: wears pajamas
me: showers
me: changes into clean pajamas

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Sophie*
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 9:01am UTC

friend: wanna hang out?
me: let me ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask*
me: she said no