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Andy The Frog

Once upon a time there was a frog named Andy
Andy lived at the Platt Park Pond
and had never hopped anywhere else in his entire frog life
He had three best friends:
Mille, who never left her lili pad
Billie, who was always hopping mad
And Roger, who was arrested for posession of tadpole p,orn.
So one day Andy saw something hop across
the grass on the other side of the pond.
"Millie, Billie, Roger, look." said Andy.
Across the pond stood the most beautiful frog
that Andy had ever seen
"She's gorgeous" said Millie.
"She's beatufiul" said Billie.
"A bit old for my taste" said Roger.
Classic Roger.
And then she was gone.
"I need to go find her" said Andy. "I need to follow my little frog heart"
So Andy followed the beautiful frog's footsteps into the forest.
He then came across a turtle.
"You can't pass" said the turtle.
"Please?" said Andy.
"No." said the turtle.
Then there was a rustling in the bushes
And like a man who had been shot in the chest with a rifle,
The turtle was shot in the chest with a rifle.
Andy kept moving, but at this point,
like the doctor of the Kenyan track team,
his patience ran thin.
Andy kept moving.
He then came across a giant crocodile.
And the crocodile began to chant,
"I woke up this morning and I sat on a log.
I opened up the menu and the menu said FROG."
Andy said, "NO! NO PLEASE LET GO OF ME I CAN FEEL MYSELF DYING YOU'RE RIPPING UP MY INSIDES. I'M NEVER GONNA FIND HER, AM I? THERE'S NO GOD, IS THERE?? IS THERE?? FUUUCK. FUUUUUUUUCK"
the end.