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Kip

Status: Married to Darkside,bestied to Mo:)...she's reffered to as the doc nowdays

Member Since: 26 Oct 2013 04:32am

Last Seen: 25 Jul 2014 03:58am

Location: Nyeri,Kenya

Gender: M

user id: 373837

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I like watching movies,listening to rap,blues and local hits I dont like school.
  1. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 2:08am UTC
    who jus sent me a msg on chat?Somehow i cant view it

  2. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 6:34am UTC
    ....And I will stumble and fallI'm still learning to loveJust starting to crawl...

  3. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 3:24am UTC
    So I bought a small tube of vaseline because my lips just started being really dry...Now my friends think i go "rub one off" whenever i go to the gents

  4. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 2:16am UTC
    Free advice girls, Don't giggle if you accidentally bump onto a naked guy.Act surprised, pleased or sumn,idk...BUT DON'T YOU DARE GIGGLE

  5. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 2:08am UTC
    Who said making spaghetti is easy?

  6. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 11:56pm UTC
    "famous" quotes in the mens urinal 'behold,the world in your hands'. 'enough shaking already,its not like oils gonna come out or you expecting some yoghurt? '...there are drawings too.

  7. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 12:16am UTC
    The very word "Broken " gives the very suggestion that it can be fixed

  8. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 12:14am UTC
    Heartbreaks,turns out,are not just for kids

  9. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 6:38am UTC
    you could be my John,i could be your plank

  10. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 2:20am UTC
    ....And suppose I never ever met youSuppose we never fell in loveSuppose I never ever let youKiss me so sweet and so soft...

  11. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 7:39am UTC
    of course they're gonna know what **** is,by the time they get to 4th grade they've got the discovery channel,

  12. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 7:27am UTC
    Stupidiest line ever:"whats the worst that can happen"""

  13. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    Truth:the person who would love you as you deserve is probably waaay below "your league"...you wouldn't look at them twice,pains on you

  14. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 1:37am UTC
    True love is like wine,it matures with time...our love is fading as days turn into months,which could only mean our love aint true lov

  15. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 1:27am UTC
    He opens his mouth but the words wont come out

  16. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 3:12am UTC
    Relationship status:cheating on vaseline in bed with nivea on the sofa

  17. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 2:00pm UTC
    My friend's a hero...he bit the "we need to talk" bullet...and survived.!!!

  18. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 1:50pm UTC
    If are a guy and you want to change the world,do it while you are still a bachelor....when yo married,you cant even change the tv channel

  19. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 9:07am UTC
    You have nothing I want,I have something you need....but we cant give something for nothing now,can we?
    -Rumpelstiltskin

  20. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 4:23pm UTC
    Everything has a first,...you were mine.....just that,nothing more.

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