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if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would
only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man
with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

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if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so

103 faves · Oct 5, 2013 10:31am

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dolph*

smart · yes · crime · funny

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if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so

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dolph*

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smart · yes · crime · funny