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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2022 3:33am UTC
    Only time will tell.
    ... And even then, only if time is offered a plea deal.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2019 9:42pm UTC
    Not only do I have a search warrant, I have a find warrant too.

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    posted a quote
    August 7, 2017 11:32pm UTC
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  4. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2015 5:41pm UTC
    You told me to do the thing, so I did it.
    But I forgot to challenge you with where to hide the evidence...

  5. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2014 5:39pm UTC
    maybe it was my fault for falling in love with your words instead of your smile
    and i was more interested in your veins than your eyes and maybe that's why
    i'm crying at 4 a.m. because you look at me like i'm a murderer but if this love
    was a crime scene you'd be the one with the gun.

  6. charming charming
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 10:59pm UTC
    If love is a crime, lock me up, I'm guilty baby.

  7. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 4:28am UTC
    Be my judge, when you know my crime.

  8. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    wouldnt it be the perfect crime if i stole your heart and you stole mine?

  9. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies
    [x] I love jeans
    [] Dogs are better than cats
    [] It’s hilarious when people get hurt
    [] Shopping is torture
    [] Sad movies suck
    [x] I own a car racing game
    [x] I played with hot wheels cars as a kid
    [] At some point in time I wanted to be a firefighter
    [x] I owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega
    [] I used to be obsessed with power rangers
    [x] I have watched sports on tv
    [x] Gory movies are cool
    [] I go to my dad for advice
    [x] I hate drama
    [] I own like a trillion baseball caps
    [] You used to collect hockey cards
    [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear
    [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
    [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of my favorite colors
    [] I love to go crazy and not care what people think
    [] Sports are fun
    [] I talk with food in my mouth
    [x] I sleep with my socks on at night
    [] I have fished at least once
    2. My girl side
    [x] I love to shop
    [] I wear eyeliner
    [x] I wear the color pink
    [x] I go to my mom to talk
    [] I consider cheerleading a sport
    [] I hate wearing the color black
    [x] I like going to the mall
    [z] I like getting manicures and/or pedicures
    [x] I like wearing jewelry
    [x] I cried watching/reading the notebook
    [x] Dresses are a big part of my wardrobe
    [ ] Shopping is one of my favorite hobbies
    [/] I don’t like the movie Star Wars
    [] I am/was in gymnastics
    [x] It takes me around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
    [x] I smile a lot more than I should
    [x] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
    [x] I care about what I look like
    [] I like wearing dresses when I can
    [ ] I like wearing high heel shoes
    [x] I used to play with dolls as little kid
    [] I like putting make-up on others
    [] I like being the star of everything
    3. Appearance
    [x] I am shorter than 5′5″
    [/] I have many scars
    [] I tan easily
    [] I wish my hair was a different color
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
    [] I have a tattoo
    [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance
    [] I’ve had/have braces
    [] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger
    [] I have more than two piercings
    [ ] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears
    4. Experiences
    [x] I’ve gotten lost in my city
    [x] I’ve seen a shooting star
    [x] I’ve wished on a shooting star
    [ ] I’ve seen a meteor shower
    [] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
    [x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
    [] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts
    [x] I’ve been to a casino
    [x] I always get mistaken as much older than I actually am
    [] I’ve been skydiving
    [] I’ve gone skinny-dipping
    [] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
    [] I’ve crashed a car
    [] I’ve been skiing
    [/] I’ve been in a musical
    [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue
    [] I’ve seen the northern lights
    [] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
    [] I’ve played a prank on someone
    [x] I’ve ridden in a taxi
    [] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show
    [] I’ve eaten sushi
    [] I’ve been snowboarding
    5 . Relationships
    [x] I’m single
    [] I’m in a relationship
    [] I’m engaged
    [] I’m married
    [x] I miss someone right now
    [ ] I've played with someones emotions on purpose before
    [ ] I’ve gotten divorced
    [ ] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
    [x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
    6. Honesty/Crime
    [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t
    [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
    [] I’ve snuck out
    [x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
    [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game
    [] I’ve ran a red light
    [] I’ve witnessed a crime
    [] I’ve been in a fist fight
    [] I’ve been arrested
    7. Death and suicide
    [x] I’m afraid of dying
    [x] I hate funerals
    [x] I've thought about how I would die
    [] I’ve seen someone/something dying
    [] I've had a near death experience
    [] I’ve written a eulogy for myself
    8. Random/Love
    [x] I do sing...sometimes
    [ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
    [x] I open up to others easily
    [x] My parents are divorced
    [] I watch the news
    [x] I don’t kill bugs
    [x] I sing in the shower
    [] I am a morning person
    [] Ive been abused
    [] I paid for a cell phone ring tone
    [] I am a sports fanatic
    [x] I twirl my hair
    [x] I care about grammar
    [] I have “?”’s in my screen name
    [x] I’ve copied more than 30 songs in a day
    [x] I bake well
    [x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange
    [] I would wear pajamas to school
    [ ] I like Martha Stewart
    [] I know how to shoot a gun
    [x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
    [x] I eat fast food weekly
    [x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
    [x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room
    [x] I am ticklish
    [x] I love white chocolate
    [] I bite my nails
    [x] I’m good at remembering faces
    [x] I’m good at remembering names
    [x] I’m good at remembering dates
    [] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

  10. lovelusthatedisgust lovelusthatedisgust
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 11:37am UTC
    *zach addy puts his fist up for bones*
    zach-"your supposed to bump my fist with yours.."
    bones-"why?"
    zach-"im told its a widelyacknowledged gesture of mutual success"
    angela-"i love it when you two impersonate earthlings"
    ahh carlyn's trying to watch crime showssss
    lol

  11. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 10:31am UTC
    if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would
    only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man
    with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

  12. Dalal07 Dalal07
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 9:19am UTC
    Giving up on people isn't a crime, but giving up on yourself and isolating yourself from reality is.

  13. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    wouldnt it be the perfect crime,
    if i stole your heart,
    and you stole mine?

  14. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    I JUST THINK EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT CYBERBULLYING IS A FEDRAL CRIME. WE CAN EASILY CALL THE POLICE FOR THIS.

  15. LalalaItsAlexa LalalaItsAlexa
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
    Love Is Like A Crime
    Once He Has Stolen Your Heart You Can't Ever Get It Back </3
    ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
    format by fake_a_smile

  16. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
    "i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said

  17. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 4:56am UTC
    Wouldn't it be a perfect crime
    if I stole your heart
    and you stole mine?

  18. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    and it makes me really sad
    that in our society
    i can't go to a nightclub
    without being scared
    that someone will drug my drink
    and take advantage of my body

  19. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Thanks to Law and Order and other crime shows, I know how to kill and get away with it

  20. KatiiLouisex3 KatiiLouisex3
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    We take guns away so they go around with meat cleavers and machetes.
    Can we just say a quick prayer for the family and friends of the soldier killed in Woolwich (London) today?
    R.I.P.

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