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If I were a girl I'd probably just use my period to get away with everything

          My boss: Charlita! Why didn't you do this project when I asked you to???
          Me: I'm on my period.
          My boss: You should go home and get some rest.
          My boss: Completely paid for.
          My boss: Actually take the whole week off.
          My boss: And you know? Take my car.
          My boss: Just don't scratch it.
          My boss: Actually, go ahead and scratch it.  I don't care.
          My boss: Just leave.





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If I were a girl I'd probably just use my period to get away

224 faves · 32 comments · Sep 17, 2013 4:21pm

CharliesTheName

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girl · period · ifiwereagirl · funny

SuddyBuddy · 1 decade ago
This is pretty much me... Haha
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writtenrain* · 1 decade ago
LIKE EVERY COMMENT SAYS CHARLITA BUT I CAN'T GET OVER IT OMG.
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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
Hahahahahahahahaha CHARLITA!!!!!!!!!!
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caoimhs289 · 1 decade ago
Charlita!!!
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_perfectlyunperfect__ · 1 decade ago
love thiss
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
I feel sorry for guys who react like that :') Its funny and yet kinda cute.
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
Holy crap charlita aha
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elephants_are_cool* · 1 decade ago
5 comments down there saying charlita.
IM SORRY I HAVE TO COMMENT IT
cHARLITA omg :)
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death ramps* · 1 decade ago
CHARLITA I JUST CHOKED ON MY CAPRI SUN
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
when i read Charlita i fell off my chair
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
In gym it leaked through my shorts and my teacher said
"S.uck it up"
Then a year twelve guy shouted
"THAT WOULD BE EAISER WITH A TAMPON"
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hiyaxxx · 1 decade ago
You should have called yourself Charlotte haha
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KissMyAxe · 1 decade ago
off*
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KissMyAxe · 1 decade ago
i have a gym teacher who went into a big talk about how she used to be a professional swimmer and she had to train everyday when she liked it or not so i had to have my mum write a note because it was so bad and i gave it to a different teacher so they could let me of haha
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Actually being on your period gets you away with nothing. I've been yelled at for using that as an excuse because "every woman goes through that and, since I get it every month, it shouldn't be an issue"
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poodlelomein35 · 1 decade ago
Lol I wish I could use that as an excuse! But nope my stomach twisting itself inside out isn't a good enough reason to get out of gym hahaha
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
Ahahahaha we get away with nothing ._.
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* · 1 decade ago
I think you're more of a Charlotte but whatever floats your goat.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
CHARLITA
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CandyCool · 1 decade ago
God, even girl old lady teachers r like "u got 2 mins." And she would go into the bathroom and wait for u to come out and ask what took so long...(this happen to my friend with her Spanish teacher) glad i didnt take Spanish..its like, yes, we all know ur eggs r all dried up but doesnt mean ours are and that we have just a min to stick a "rod" up our virgina!...
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
....I wouldn't know your pain
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CandyCool · 1 decade ago
Its all good XP... My dad is a teacher at my school as well and is really kind - doesnt understand but is kind and doesnt mess with girls and bathroom passes...
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ChrisMat · 1 decade ago
SHOUTOUT TO YOUR DAD!
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CandyCool · 1 decade ago
Lol, yeah ^_^ hes a real gentleman <33
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