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Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor. 
Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil. 
Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption 



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Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store

162 faves · 1 comments · Aug 7, 2013 10:42am

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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
Omg haha :D
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