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Yomomma Quotes

  1. piercethegabrielle piercethegabrielle
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:46am UTC
    YO MAMAS SO DIRTY I KINDLy helped her clean behind her ears with a gentle wash cloth and cucumber scented dove soap

  2. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 7:36pm UTC
    So today I was talking to my friend about something.
    Another person, mishearing,
    came into our conversation and said,
    "Who's hanging out with my dad?"
    Without a beat, my friend turns,
    Looks her straight in the eyes, and says,
    "Your mom."
    And to this day, it is still the best "your mom" joke
    I have ever heard.

  3. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 10:42am UTC
    Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor.
    Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
    Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption

  4. googlekid1746 googlekid1746
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Yo momma so ugly,
    the forever alone dude denied her relationship request!
    (just a joke, your mother is a lovely woman.)

  5. googlekid1746 googlekid1746
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Yo momma so ugly she made blind kids cry!
    (Just a joke, your mother is a lovely womon.)

  6. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    You make me feel
    like I'm the only
    girl with you in
    the world<3

:)

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