So today I was talking to my friend about something. Another person, mishearing, came into our conversation and said, "Who's hanging out with my dad?" Without a beat, my friend turns, Looks her straight in the eyes, and says, "Your mom." And to this day, it is still the best "your mom" joke I have ever heard.
Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor. Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil. Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption