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chynapuppy

Status: Statuses are too mainstream. #HIPSTAPLEASE

Member Since: 12 Jan 2011 07:17pm

Last Seen: 19 Oct 2014 07:38pm

Gender: F

user id: 146072

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Haley
I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

Y O U ' R E  T A C K Y  A N D  I  H A T E  Y O U.
(c) Chynapuppy 

 

  1. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    You better not pout, you better not cry
    you better not shout, I'm telling you why:
    You're ten years old and you have a freaking iPhone.
    So shut up you ungrateful peasant.

  2. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    So I've decided Steve put the "share to facebook" button on here as a joke.
    Like he actually thinks we'd want people to find our Witty accounts.
    Steve's not dumb. He's freakin' hilarious.
    chynapuppy

  3. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    At my funeral,
    When they're lowering my casket into my grave, I demand they play
    "Drop It Like It's Hot."

  4. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Me: ANOTHER quote about Nutella / One Direction / Gay Marriage?
    Witty: *45 comments*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:this is gonna be good.
    Me: *clicks*

  5. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:16am UTC
    How much I care about what you just said:
    0%

  6. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    I'm done.
    Witty has become a joke. I always see quotes about the old witty and how people miss it. I was like, "it's still there, just look hard enough," but I was wrong.
    I posted a quote about how I think girls are beautiful and too strong to commit suicide.
    I got told I was "talking bad about suicide" to "keep my opininons to myself" and that I'm "mocking suicide".
    You people disgust me.
    I'm freaking done.
    Sorry for caring.
    You're not wittians.
    And I'm tired of you all pretending you are.
    So bye.

  7. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    WE NEED TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT ONE DIRECTION RUINING WITTY.
    What I'm tired of seeing is these quotes about suicide.
    I don't know if you're doing it because it has become, in a way, some creepy, twisted trend, or if you really do feel like you have no other choice.
    Either way,
    STOP IT.
    You are [[beautiful]]. You are worth it. You are loved.
    Stop seeking permanent solutions for temporary problems.
    Start looking for friends who will build you up.
    Suicide is a joke. You're {S T R O N G E R} than that.
    I mean it, out of love, from the bottom of my heart all the way up.
    YOU ARE WORTH EVERYTHING.
    please, no hate. I mean it because it breaks my heart to see witty girls going through this. I do not mean to offend anyone. I want you all to know you're strong, worth it, and loved.
    (c) chynapuppy 2012

  8. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    me: *click*
    Witty: Hang on a minute!
    me: *click*
    Witty: Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
    me: *click*
    Witty: Hang on a minute!
    me: *click*
    Witty: Slow down, my friend!
    me: *click*
    Witty: Simmer down!
    me: You know, your frantic comments intended to stop my clicking only make me want to click faster...
    Witty:
    me:
    Witty:
    me:
    Witty: Cool your jets!
    me: -__-

  9. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    10 year old: Like, oh my gosh, I think I'm dating two guys. I love both, but only one has said he loves me, like OH EM GEE, what do I do?
    ashleeyHunn: When I was 10 I was fantasy dating Jesse McCartney.
    Just saw this on here. Pretty funny stuff, If I do say so myself.
    {I don't know ashleeyHunn, so I hope she doesn't mind me quoting her.)

  10. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Okay Guys.
    So I'm writing a story about a girl named Lexie and her sister Rosie.
    Rosie was found to have hemophliia when she was four, and ever since life has been a challenge for her, but also for her younger sister Lexie. Lexie loves Rosie, but it's getting tough to deal with everything when Rosie seems to become increasingly more dangerous to herself.
    Lexie has to find a way to deal with her secretly self harming sister, a best guy friend who is crushing hard on her, liking a boy who likes Rosie, and Rosie, who tries to act oblivious to it all.
    But is Rosie really as out of the loop as she wants to pretend?
    Thanks for reading. Comment with feedback!

  11. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 7:18pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    TRY
    NOT
    TO
    DIE
    WAITING
    FOR
    THE
    HUNGER
    GAMES
    THIS
    THURSDAY
    format credit: Missanna

  12. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    "...He's got a one hand feel on the steering
    wheel, the other on my heart..."
    Um...Yeah. That's what he had his hand on, sweetie.

  13. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:53am UTC
    After a test:
    You: Yeah, I think I did pretty good! History tends to be my best subject.
    Friend: That was an English test...
    You: Sh*t...

  14. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    "Trust me on this one;
    Unicorns will one day RULE THE WORLD!"
    "what makes you think so?"
    ["Uhm, Duh! They're owned by ninjas!"]
    "That doesn't prove anything!"
    " E X A C T L Y. "
    "..."
    not my format

  15. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    Best Friend: *cleaning shoes with toothbrush*
    *walks in and sees*
    You: "You're using MY toothbrush to clean your shoes?!?!"
    Best Friend: "Well, I wasn't about to use mine!"

    Click the Heart if this is
    you and your best friend (:

  16. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 12:56am UTC
    So you hate James Brass, Right?
    You guys don't have to throw tantrums and tell the world that you're leaving witty all because "everyone" is obsessed with James Brass. Obviously, there's plenty of you that hate him. I'm not defending him, but you guys are making witty all about what you supposedly "hate". A true wittyer wouldn't give a damn about whether or not James Brass is a guy or not. Get Real.
    Love, A Wittyer with some actual common sense.

  17. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 1:32am UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!
    not mine just need luck:)

  18. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    »I'm just sitting here...«
    waiting for that
    "amazing quote"
    I just thought of
    to pop back into my head (:

  19. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    {{It all made sense}}
    at the time,
    - - - - - - - - - but now, - - - - - - - - - -
    looking back,
    you and I were just one big
    [ m i s t a k e.]
    - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
    not my format

  20. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    I just saw Rebecca Black sing
    "Friday".
    Please tell me,
    IS THIS A JOKE?!?!

:)

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