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TheCovertComic
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November 26, 2022 12:34am UTC

If I don’t write solipsism jokes, who will?

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scrappy
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September 20, 2020 6:16pm UTC

It all just feels like it was a game.You only wanted me more becausethey wanted you to leave me.Are your feelings even real?

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TheCovertComic
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June 16, 2018 2:57pm UTC

The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late.

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Whysitgottabeme
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March 15, 2018 11:07am UTC

~There were these lies you have said multiple times. I didn't want to hear it anymore but wished to every time i saw you. I never thought i'd hear it again and i was okay with it. You said it once more and again..Jokes on me i said it too..~ ~I Love You.~

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TheCovertComic
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July 16, 2017 10:58am UTC

If the joke's on you, experts recommend keeping calm and utilizing the 'trap and roll' mount escape.

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TheCovertComic
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February 25, 2017 1:47am UTC

'Practical joke' is a redundancy.

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Anujsomany
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September 6, 2016 12:17am UTC

“When a sensible quote is adored a lot by many or most people on a person’s INDIVIDUAL social media account, then wondering why it feels usually as if he has either cracked a joke under the guise of a thought or others are just trying to poke fun on him through a deluge of LIKE & COMMENT vote and often both; especially more when the same post has also his own photo on it.”
~Anuj Somany

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TheCovertComic
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June 25, 2016 3:13am UTC

A joke at one's expense is its own reimbursement.

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AgainstNoOne
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June 19, 2016 12:46am UTC

Hot person walks in:

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Dishonored*
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February 25, 2016 1:30am UTC

what my jokes have resorted to~
sister: go buy me poptarts
me: *arrives with thy poptarts*
me: okay so I didn't know what flavors so I got two
sister: strawberry and cherry? I would have just pickes strawberry.
me: well, it's been awhile since you had a cherry so yknow.
#forevermentallyinmiddleschool

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