*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
Getting them food has worked every time for me.
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MrsPSanders · 1 decade ago
Run your fingers through their hair. They go CRAZY for it. I had two guys tell me today that they wish they were dogs so people would do that all the time
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
I love the tags XD
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*nerium* · 1 decade ago
Insult them until they like you. That's what I do.
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
lick all their body parts
make sure your tongue glides in sync to his protests
that'll make him go crazy for you
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TacoLuver · 1 decade ago
Seduce them with awkwardness.
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shauna_loves_you · 1 decade ago
just be yourself. that's what real guys want. don't go for the guy that's gonna beat you when your older. even if he is super hot and acts like he is a gentleman trust me it will save u from many heartbreaks. just stay single till you really think your ready to commit to a relationship with a REAL man
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desperado* · 1 decade ago
first, dress like a slût.
the sluttier the better.
next, dye your hair blonde and act fake.
guys like fake bïtches.
then, walk around and act dumb.
if you're dumb they see you as easy.

and then when you're about to get married tell them that you weren't any of that and then kidnap them so they can't run.


or just eat.
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MandarinApples · 1 decade ago
Look better.
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
Ugh.
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justj4ke · 1 decade ago
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shauna_loves_you · 1 decade ago
what the hell? that's def not how u get guys. yes jerk offs like but real guys don't care what u look like or weather or not u have with them
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
it's a fcking joke jesus
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dandelions · 1 decade ago
Have with them
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Tman89frost · 1 decade ago
im gay as hell, but dont wait for them to come to you lie half the girls on here do.. you gotta go to them or theyll move on...
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Buy me food, i'll like you.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Why did I get so many likes? lol
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alimcmahon · 1 decade ago
is this for chemistry;)
HAHAHAHAHAH
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Oh and the last gif says error when you click it. You have to copy and paste the entire link
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Holy crap I spent 20 minutes writing that and figuring out what pictures and song to do you all better f*king read that
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Okay this is very serious.
No joke intended.
This has worked on me before.
It's worked on every guy I've ever seen.
Around Halloween, go to Target or Walmart or Kmart or whatever cheap store you have nearby.
Go to the section with the slutty nurse outfits or the slutty policeman outfits or the slutty clown outfits or whatever they have a slutty outfits for almost everything probably slutty amish ones too.
In the back, behind all the slutty costumes, is a Gumby costume.
Buy it.
Then go to Victoria's Secret and buy the most expensive bar you can find. Preferably not green because you don't want it to blend in with the Gumby costume that would be a fashion DISASTER.
Then you go to the perfume section and get whatever scent you want. Flower, vanilla, fruit, pe.nis, whatever scent you would like.
Buy it.
Go to a radio store and buy the biggest f*cking boombox you can find. Preferably this size:
http://static.stuff.co.nz/1259033331/404/3093404.jpg
THEN buy this song on iTunes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA-tOsM6F4Y
Now you have all of your materials.
So invite your male friend to a public place, perhaps Times Square, New York.
Tell him to meet you in front of the M&M factory.
Then you dress in the Gumby outfit, put the bra on top (to remind him that you're feminine and sexy), and put on the entire bottle of perfume.
Then put the boombox over your shoulder and blast the song.
Begin dancing like this:
http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae73/stephanietregear/Animated%20GIFS/GIF_003.gif
He WILL fall in love with you.
Warning: You might get pregnant later that night. I suggest bringing some condoms.
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
IM LAUGHING SO HARD, OHMYGOSH
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MandarinApples · 1 decade ago
GO FOR THE SLUTTY PUMPKIN!
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rachiesaysrawr · 1 decade ago
oh my god im going to be laughing for five years
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hyperion* · 1 decade ago
Charlie, you're perfect oh my god. This is literally the greatest thing ever - I'm gonna go do this as soon as the Halloween supplies start rolling in.

I might have to sell both my kidnies to get all the money necessary though.

(also this is annaisaninja77 yk we've talked before green day fan right)
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Haha yeah I remember you. WE WENT TO THE SAME CONCERT HOW COULD I FORGET. Did you get a new account?
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hyperion* · 1 decade ago
No, I have three accounts- the main one where I fangirl about Green Day and MCR and stuff, this one for more serious stuff, and a third one (which is supposed to be anonymous because it's sort of a fan/RP account.) BUT YEAH SAME CONCERT BUDDIES FTW.
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TheGirlWhoLived · 1 decade ago
pe.nis scent hahahahaha
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desperado* · 1 decade ago
Btch I'm doing this ok.

Spending my life savings on a gumby costume.
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
*bra not bar
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Idk suck their di.ck ;)
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lithium* · 1 decade ago
cute xx
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
wise minds have the most logical answers
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